I haven’t done this in a while…. here’s a recent analysis of what people are searching for when they find me.

• emo boys - I get several variations of this, ranging from just “emo boys” to “emo boys fucking” and everything in between.
• Blowjob follies - Don’t worry, we all have bad oral experiences.
• silvadel said she - Try silvadel.saidshe.net.
• chicky.net - it’s been gone for a year. Get with the times.
• things you dont say+ wedding - I’d suggest not saying something like “You left your underwear in my backseat” to the groom, but that’s just me.
• CAN YOU MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ON IFRIENDS - Yes, it’s possible.
• who kill Eddie - It was Dr. Frank N. Furter, in the freezer, with the chainsaw.
• “sex with a cat” - I don’t recommend it, you’ll annoy the cat and wind up hurt.
• knob cheese - As much as I like cheese, I won’t eat this one.
• free webcam girls that you tell what to do for no cost - How about you watch my cam and I tell you to go fuck yourself?
• “naughty chicky” and “digital vixen” - That would be me, but I don’t run that kind of site anymore.

Based on the hits I get to my site, I’ve come to the conclusion that no one searches for anything normal anymore. Here’s some fun ones from the last couple of days.

• babies, the other white meat - ah, someone found this post from last September
• doctor ballgag - My suggestion? Find another doctor.
• silvadel - That’s me, according to my various gaming accounts. Not too weird, if you think that it could be someone from FFXI or WoW trying to find me.
• my daughter hates wearing underwear - #1: make sure you’re not one of those crazy parents who puts your kid into those thongs made for 6 year olds. # 2: I don’t willingly wear undies either, and haven’t done so since about ‘93
• harry potter porn - is this good enough for you?
• maternal instinct and desire to have a baby - you’ll find neither here, since I’m one of those rabidly childfree baby-hating bitches.
• simply complicated mimi - She shut the blog down. Unless you got the link to her new site from her, you’re not getting it from me.

The Harry Potter porn searches are outnumbering the people looking for passes to beautifulagony.com lately. I think that’s because of the upcoming movie.

Pickle finally decided to wake up a little while ago, and has spent the last 20 minutes transporting her soda caps into new hiding spots, one at a time.