I have nothing worthwhile to say at the moment, so here’s a handful of stars.

It’s time for another episode of Fucked Up Conversations at Casa McBride!

*applause*

The Scene: The boudoir, where our heroine lays on the bed, under the covers, waiting for her lover.

Ed: (bursting through the bedroom doorway, head shrouded in toilet paper) Look! I’m a mummy!
Crystal: Not sexy!!
Ed: (laying on top of Crystal) But it will keep me from blowing snot all over you if I sneeze!
Crystal: (reaching for the toilet paper before being restrained by Ed) I don’t care! That’s so not hot.
Ed: (poking his tongue through the TP and making a mouth-sized hole) Kiss me!
Crystal: (attempting to escape) Knock it off! Get the toilet paper off your head! Can’t we just have normal sex?
Ed: (starts grinding against Crystal, still under the blankets) Who’s yo’ MUMMY!!?!

fin.

xdigitaledx: do you remember what happened to the tolet brush?
Sheleycoat: lol… nope, should be somewhere in the bathroom, I can’t see any reason why we’d move it
xdigitaledx: i think i moved it so fuzzbutt didn’t eat it
Sheleycoat: lol… i dunno where it is
xdigitaledx: i have no idea
xdigitaledx: lol
Sheleycoat: Ok, I’ll fess up.
xdigitaledx: ok…
Sheleycoat: I lost my toothbrush. I’ve been hiding the toilet brush ever since.
Sheleycoat: Now you know my dirty little secret!
xdigitaledx: *sigh*
xdigitaledx: lol
Sheleycoat: Can you ever love me again?
xdigitaledx: dirrrrrrrrty girl
xdigitaledx: but, i lost the toilet paper, and have been using the tolet brush ever since
Sheleycoat: Then why ca’t either of us figure out where it’s gone?
xdigitaledx: who used it last?
Sheleycoat: Has it been *that* long since either of us has brushed our teeth or wiped our butts?
xdigitaledx: i only wipe every 3rd or 4th time
Sheleycoat: I only brush once a week.
xdigitaledx: lol
Sheleycoat: I hide the toilet paper from you.
xdigitaledx: i sat on your toothbrush…i’m mean really *sat* on it
Sheleycoat: I wad it up into little tp-bullets to make improvised plugs
xdigitaledx: *shudder*