I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Attn: All Gamer Nerds
After giving your wife/girlfriend/whatever some awesome oral sex - the likes of which she hasn’t had in a while - and bringing her to a mindblowing climax, the polite thing to if you want her to return the favor is to simply ask for it, not roll over and exclaim in your best Mortal Kombat voice, “FINISH HIM!”
Well, it’s the first day of the new year, and we’ve started it off in fine fashion by doing asolutely nothing besides going to my mother’s house. We hit Denny’s for our monthly breakfast treat, got to Mom’s, and Danielle stopped over for a little while and dropped off a present from Gramma (some yummy-smelling candles and a dish for them). Mom cooked a big pot of spaghetti and meatballs, sausage, and sauce, with a loaf of garlic bread on the side, and we had leftover cake for desert. We had a nice discussion at dinner about the fight outside the house last night, and Nanny told us we were all fools for watching out the windows because don’t you know that you should just lay down on the floor and hope the bullets can’t go through the wall?
Right now? The Mythbusters marathon on Discovery channel, and helping someone out with some Wordpress and PHPBB code. God, I’m such a fucking nerd. We’ll be sleeping in tomorrow, provinding that Comrade doesn’t decide that 7am would be the most perfect time to do some major construction on the house.
