A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

So there.

Posted on 08 August 2006 Comments (4)
Tags: photography
Jazz

I did have a big post all written out, detailing everything from Eddie’s latest immigration news to my very nasty cramps that woke me up this morning, but I closed out the window.

So instead, you get a picture of a a 30lb cat.

eeeew!!!!

Posted on 26 June 2005 Comments (0)
Tags: freaks, you sexy thing

Eddie just wiped ballsacksweat on my thigh while we were sitting on the couch all snuggly-like. He reached into his shorts, pulled out his junk, and wiped it on my legs.

stop bitching and sit your ass down

Posted on 30 April 2005 Comments (5)
Tags: rants

To the nasty-ass twunt in the ladies room, I find it abso-fucking-lutely hysterical that you told me that “this damned store should hire someone to clean the bathrooms because this place is disgusting,” yet left the toilet seat covered in pee. Maybe if jackasses like you actually cleaned up after themselves the place wouldn’t be so nasty in there.

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