I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Attn: All Gamer Nerds
After giving your wife/girlfriend/whatever some awesome oral sex - the likes of which she hasn’t had in a while - and bringing her to a mindblowing climax, the polite thing to if you want her to return the favor is to simply ask for it, not roll over and exclaim in your best Mortal Kombat voice, “FINISH HIM!”
