A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Another meme…

Who did I steal this from? I forget.

  • Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain? For some reason, I consider them an omen of good luck.
  • If you could have a dream come true, what would it be? That I would stop being so paranoid and doubting of people in my life.
  • Do you believe in eternity love? Yes
  • What feeling do you love most? The scratchy vibration of getting tattooed, a headache after good sex, and waking up with the cat sleeping under the covers, curled up against my tummy.
  • What feeling do you hate the most? Self doubt, doubting others./li>
  • Do you cherish every single friendship of yours? I cherish the ones that have lasted, and the memories of those that didn’t.
  • Do you believe in God? Several actually.
  • Who cares for you most? Eddie, my mom
  • What do you think is the most important thing in your life? My family
  • What emotion do you like to show? I love to be happy.
  • If you have something troubling you, what do you do? Bottle it up until I have a breakdown and get Eddie upset with and at me.
  • Who do you admire most? People who stand up for their beliefs no matter what the cost
  • Who did you last chat with in a chat room? I haven’t been in a chatroom in YEARS.
  • What color did you use to dye your hair? It was red. Now it’s slightly reddish brown. I prefer it to look like the hair you would expect the bastard love child of Bozo the clown and Lucille Ball to have.
  • Why are you doing this meme? Because I can’t think up posts on my own.
  • What do you do when you’re moody? I don’t talk.
  • At which age do you wish to or did you, get married? 25
  • If today is the last day of your life, what will you do? I’d spend it with Eddie
  • Who is the person you trust the most? Eddie
  • Last time you smiled? Listening to my Mom and Eddie talk smack to each other while loading the dishwasher.
  • What are you listening to right now? McCain’s “Preacher of Hate” commercial, Eddie typing.
  • Who was the last person you saw in your dreams? My dreams don’t usually involve anyone but myself, and I haven’t remembered them lately.
  • Are you talking to someone while doing this? No, Eddie is on was on the couch watching SNL’s election special.
  • Do you walk with your eyes open or closed? What kind of fool walks with their eyes closed?
  • Is there a quote you live by? “All charming people are a bit mad, my dear. It’s part of their charm.

    Take me, for instance…. quite mad.

    I know it, and I don’t care.”

  • Do you want someone you cannot have? No
  • Who always makes you laugh? Eddie
  • What was the worst idea you’ve had this week? Wearing the corset under my costume.
  • Do you speak another language other than English? I can ask where the bank is in Japanese, and I know what Eddie Izzard is saying when he talks about learning French at the end of Dressed To Kill

Random Survey

  • What is on your bed right now? Sheets, comforter, quilt, a bunch of pillows, and 3 stuffed animals.
  • When was the last time you threw up? Probably that week I was sick and called out for 3 days.
  • What’s your favorite word or phrase? We’ve been saying “you bet” at work a lot, but I like my curse words better.
  • Name 3 people who made you smile today? Eddie, Mom, and the cats
  • What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Hitting the snooze button for the 3rd time
  • What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Drying off after my shower
  • What is your favorite holiday? Halloween and Christmas
  • Have you ever been to another country? Canada and that’s it
  • What is the last thing you said aloud? “Knock it off, dude.”
  • What is the best ice cream flavor? Strawberry Cheesecake
  • What was the last thing you had to drink? Coke Zero
  • Have you bought any new clothing items this week? nope
  • When was the last time you ran? Are you trying to kill me?
  • What’s the last sporting event you watched? A bit of a football game a couple of weeks ago
  • If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? The UK
  • Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace? The kid brother of one of my first boyfriends.
  • Ever go camping? Does Girl Scout camp count?
  • Do you have a tan? Not a bit
  • Have you ever lost anything down a toilet? A tube of toothpaste
  • What is your guilty pleasure? Teen movies
  • Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot? Yes, but mostly while chatting
  • Do you drink your soda from a straw? Only if it’s given to me that way.
  • Are you someone’s best friend? Eddie’s :)
  • What are you doing tomorrow? Working, as usual.
  • Where is your mom right now? Working
  • Look to your left, what do you see? A bookcase
  • What color is your watch? Don’t wear one
  • What do you think of when you think of Australia? kanagaroos
  • Ever ridden on a roller coaster? Does Space Mountain count?
  • What is your birthstone? Amethyst
  • Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? drive thru all the way
  • Do you have any friends on Myspace that you actually hate? nope
  • Do you have a dog? no, but I share the house with one. It’s complicated.
  • Last person you talked to on the phone? A drama queen at work.
  • Any plans today? None at all
  • Are you happy? Sometimes
  • Where are you right now? home
  • Biggest annoyance in your life right now? my commute
  • Last song listened to? Great Big Sea - Boston and St. John
  • Last movie you saw? I can’t remember
  • Are you allergic to anything? Mold, telephones, and screaming children.
  • Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? going barefoot
  • Are you jealous of anyone? nope
  • Are you married? yes
  • Is anyone jealous of you? doubt it
  • Do any of your friends have children? sure do
  • Do you eat healthy? compared to how I used to I do
  • What do you usually do during the day? count by fives
  • Do you hate anyone right now? I have a strong dislike for a few people
  • Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily? No, I usually use “hey” or “hi”
  • How many kids do you want when you’re older? none
  • How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 32k
  • Have you ever been to Six Flags? No
  • How did u get one of your scars? cat scratching,

What? No “Old Man and the Sea”?

Copied from
1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling (I read the first one, does that count?)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
(more…)

Bored before I leave

Found over on Xmichra’s page, the “I have never…” meme. I will list 3 things that I’ve never done at the bottom of this post. They all begin: “I have never…”

You should copy these instructions and my list to your blog. BUT you should remove the top item and add a new item to the bottom of the list - it should be something that YOU have never done, and it can be about anything you like.

You should also go back over the remaining 2 things I listed and highlight (in bold, a different colour, italics, however you want) the things that are not true for you (ie You have done them).

This way, the list is constantly evolving and changing through every iteration.

You can only repost a list to your blog if none of the previous “I have never…”s that you have answered are there.

I have never had an orgy.
I have never had my genitals pierced.
I have never kissed a stranger.

Another meme, because I suck at posting in the morning.

Stolen from Robin...
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I haven’t looked yet, but I imagine I’d say something like “My hair’s all anime again.”
2. How much cash do you have on you? $4 or so.
3. What’s a word that rhymes with “TEST” (not last person’s answer!): Best.
4. Planet? Uranus
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list: I’ll have to check.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? The chocobo music from FFXI
7. What shirt are you wearing? A white linen tunic I bought last summer
8. What do you label yourself? I don’t label myself anything
9. Name the brand of your shoes you’re recently wearing? None now, but the last ones I wore were Airwalks
10. Bright or Dark Room? Daylit
11. What were you doing at midnight last night? My husband touched my no-no places, and then we went to sleep.
12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? Porbably Eddie saying “Yay!”
13. Where is your nearest 7-11? The only one that I know of is in Providence, about a 10 minute drive from here.
14. What’s a saying that you say a lot? “ohmygodyoufuckingCUNT” tends to get yelled in the car a lot when I drive.
15.Who told you they loved you last? Eddie, naturally :)
16. Last furry thing you touched? Pickle, when dragging her out from under the bookcase.
17. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days? None, legal or illegal, oddly enough.
18. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? I think that there may be a roll floating around somewhere from about 7 years ago, which is exactly why I use digital.
19. Favorite age you have been so far? 24
20. your worst enemy? The yarn area of any craft store.
21. What is your current desktop picture? A little winter sceneDesktop
22. What was the last thing you said to someone? Does it have anything in it?
23. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose? Money. I get airsick.
24. Do you like someone? What, you mean like like?
25. The last song you listened to? The mog house theme from FFXI

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