d.2199@gmx.de: hello
(insert something witty): hi
d.2199@gmx.de: are you wearing a blue pjama? [I think this is the new version of "What are you wearing?"]
d.2199@gmx.de: +y
(insert something witty): yes
d.2199@gmx.de: cool i watch you’re cam [Thank you, Captain Obvious]
(insert something witty): figured that, no other way you’d know what I’m wearing
d.2199@gmx.de: where are you from?
(insert something witty): rhode island
d.2199@gmx.de: wanna open the pyjama? *gg* [Give him credit for getting right down to the nitty-gritty]
(insert something witty): nope. not that kind of cam.
d.2199@gmx.de: that’s a pity
(insert something witty): There’s plenty of people out there willing to get naked. I’m not one of them.
d.2199@gmx.de: which one do it. [So now I'm a directory of free porn?]
d.2199@gmx.de: ?
d.2199@gmx.de: watching you’re cam is
(insert something witty): I don’t know any of them, since I don’t chat with them. I’m not particularly interested in finding free webcam shows, or any webcam shows for that matter.
d.2199@gmx.de: i mean, watching you’re cam costs nothing right? [Unless I've got some secret way of stealing his billing information as he watches....]
(insert something witty): Right. I don’t charge.
d.2199@gmx.de:
d.2199@gmx.de: do youlike it if men watching you?
(insert something witty): I don’t care who watches me
d.2199@gmx.de: you are so cold [Ouch.]
(insert something witty): No, I just don’t consider my cams to be that interesting.
d.2199@gmx.de: i like your face
(insert something witty): thanks
d.2199@gmx.de: are you angry if i wank my dick? [I don't want to know what other parts he's capable of wanking.]
(insert something witty): No, but I don’t need to hear about it.
d.2199@gmx.de: *kuss3*
d.2199@gmx.de: how old are you?
(insert something witty): 29
d.2199@gmx.de: tired? [He must have seen me yawning]
(insert something witty): little bit
d.2199@gmx.de: are you chating with someone at the moment?
(insert something witty): nope, most of the people I normally chat with are at work right now
d.2199@gmx.de: are you alone at home? [Isn't this how we were always warned that STRANGERS would approach us? Asking if we were all alone?]
(insert something witty): Right now? Yes. I work afternoons this week.
d.2199@gmx.de: have you ever get naked in front of your cam?
(insert something witty): I’ve had my webcams for about 7 years now. I stopped doing the “get drunk and flash the camera” thing about 5 years ago.
d.2199@gmx.de: oh sweety, that’s a pity.
(insert something witty): Maybe disappointing for you, but really, I get nothing out of getting naked on cam. So I don’t do it.
d.2199@gmx.de: yeah, but you make the men happy and they can jerk off [Yes, it's all about the men, right?]
(insert something witty): I get nothing out of that.
d.2199@gmx.de: knuddel [Hmm?]
d.2199@gmx.de: you could stroke your vagina. than you have fun too *lol*
(insert something witty): I prefer to do that with my husband, not random desperate guys on the internet.
d.2199@gmx.de: hm…okay you suck your husbands dick in front oif the cam [Because if Eddie participates, then I'll jave no problem doing it for free.]
(insert something witty): No, I don’t do any of that in front of the cam.
(insert something witty): I prefer to keep my private life private.
d.2199@gmx.de: *heul*
d.2199@gmx.de: have you big or small boobs?
(insert something witty): What does it matter to you, you’ll never see them.
d.2199@gmx.de: have you msn girlfriends?
(insert something witty): I have a husband. That’s all I need.
d.2199@gmx.de: i wanna fuck you in you cute mouth right now :P;) [At this point, I figure until he starts being polite, I won't answer him.]
d.2199@gmx.de: do you like it to suck a big cock?
(insert something witty): Are you going to make polite conversation, or continue the pathetic attempts to get me to cyber you?
(insert something witty): Because honestly, you’re not that interesting, and your attempts are some of the most pathetic I’ve encountered.
d.2199@gmx.de: my english is not so good. a moment please [2 minutes pass while I assume he's running my text through Babelfish]
d.2199@gmx.de: ah. i understood. but i’m don’t interested in your opinion