Wednesdays are my midweek day off from now on, and when I went to bed last night I was envisioning a full day of nothing but FFXI. Instead, I ended up pondering a new site design. I’ve been awake since about 7:30am, and what have I done?

• started working on graphics for new page layout
• amused the ferret
• showered with Eddie
• finished graphics and started wirking on the CSS part of new page, which was an utter bitch
• finished CSS and uploaded to Saidshe to and went live
• tweaked the fuck out of the menu in an attempt to get things lined up and functioning and displaying the way I wanted
• stopped fucking around with the menu long enough to post this

I’m quite proud of myself for this theme. It’s based off of someone else’s, which was also based on someone else’s theme, which I guess makes mine a 3rd generation layout. However, aside from some assorted Photoshop brushes that I downloaded ages ago from someplace I can’t remember anymore, I made the graphics myself, and there’s an assload of CSS changes. Nothing special, but I thought it was something cheery for the start of summer.

Tomorrow is Eddie’s birthday, and I’ve got no idea what to get him. That makes me sad. What’s also sad is that we want to go to the drive-in this weekend, but it’s not looking like it’s going to be a nice weekend, which sucks because I was really hoping to see X3.

And now that I’ve got all the designing out of my system for the time being, I’m going to go find myself something to eat.

Attn: All Gamer Nerds

After giving your wife/girlfriend/whatever some awesome oral sex - the likes of which she hasn’t had in a while - and bringing her to a mindblowing climax, the polite thing to if you want her to return the favor is to simply ask for it, not roll over and exclaim in your best Mortal Kombat voice, “FINISH HIM!”

How not to impress your wife in the middle of the night: Dress up as Darth Vader, and do shit like this.