A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

A Typical McBride Argument

Me: [patiently waiting for my grilled cheese sandwich] Can you cut it into triangles?

Eddie: You’ll get it whatever way I want to give it to you.

Me: Noooo! I’m gonna tell Mom you won’t cut it into triangles!

Eddie: And I’m gonna tell her you won’t let me do you up the ass. Now take your sandwich.

Thursday Morning Musings

Bunny BabyToday is Survior night. No idea what we’re going to have for dinner tonight, but it will have to be something fast since we don’t get home until around 7pm.

I’m thinking Taco Bell. Or Subway, but Eddie won’t want it.

I finished most of my animals for the big Easter order, and managed to get all but 2 posted online. There’s still 1 that needs eyes and a tail, but aside from that, they’re all set. I’m going to get a group picture of all 8 this weekend, but here’s a picture of the Bunny Baby.

I’ve got an hour or so before I have to get ready for work. Bleh.

TFGIF: Thank fucking God it’s Friday.

I’ve got a nice 3-day weekend starting today. Sweet. I’ve got 3 days to do nothing but finish my kitty and make as many freakin monkeys as possible.

Today may as well have been a day off for us. We spent the first half of the day discussing aseptic technique and learning how to wash our hands. Yep. You read that right - I’m spending $11,000 to learn how to wash my hands.

After that we watched Medicine Man, which meant that I had to suffer through nearly 2 hours of Lorraine Bracco’s agonizingly painful voice. However, it was balanced by the fact that Sean Connery was the lead actor, and we all know how I feel about him. *rawr*

Overheard on the way out of school yesterday:

Girl 1: I’d love to go out with the rest of the group this weekend, but I’ve got a date with my girlfriend. We were going to see that cowboy movie yesterday. What’s the name of it?
Girl 2: Brokeback Mounting, I think.
Girl 1: Yeah, that’s it. Brokeback Mounting. I don’t know what it’s about other than the cowboys. I saw the preview, but it didn’t have any words! It was just scenery!”

Dinner tonight? Ziti with chicken and alfredo sauce. And later tonight, Eddie and I will shower, and we’ll be all naked and sexy-like and I’ll take him to the bedroom and seduce him with promises of a backrub with Icy Hot, since the poor guy twisted himself up at work yesterday.

It’s 11:11 - the wish minute!

Well, it’s the first day of the new year, and we’ve started it off in fine fashion by doing asolutely nothing besides going to my mother’s house. We hit Denny’s for our monthly breakfast treat, got to Mom’s, and Danielle stopped over for a little while and dropped off a present from Gramma (some yummy-smelling candles and a dish for them). Mom cooked a big pot of spaghetti and meatballs, sausage, and sauce, with a loaf of garlic bread on the side, and we had leftover cake for desert. We had a nice discussion at dinner about the fight outside the house last night, and Nanny told us we were all fools for watching out the windows because don’t you know that you should just lay down on the floor and hope the bullets can’t go through the wall?

Right now? The Mythbusters marathon on Discovery channel, and helping someone out with some Wordpress and PHPBB code. God, I’m such a fucking nerd. We’ll be sleeping in tomorrow, provinding that Comrade doesn’t decide that 7am would be the most perfect time to do some major construction on the house.

Back to School

Eddie’s cooking up some fantastic dinner tonight - cheeseburgers and scalloped potatoes.  It smells awesome from where I’m sitting.

The power in Pawtucket went out shortly after I got home at 1pm.  After about 15 minutes of it being out I realized that I was pretty much just standing there in the living room, watching the ferret and pulling my hair out.  I figured that if I wanted to keep some hair I should just go find something to do with myself, and that turned out to be driving down to Warwick earlier than usual.  When we gt home, we drove around the block so we wouldn’t need to get into the house at the same time that Comrade went in (*shudder*) and discovered that the power was back, but it looks like the surge killed my video card, so I’m back to using the onboard video for the time being.  This isn’t too bad, since really the only thing that I need the card for is WoW, which I haven’t really played lately anyway.

I got a datebook for Christmas, and spent part of class writing things in it: birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, etc.  I’m also using it to write down things that we need to get done, in hopes that I’ll be able to get our lives in some sort of order.  It appears as though next week we’ll only have 3 days of class, since we’ve got another 3-day weekend coming up because of New Year’s Day (Monday off) and then the following Friday off as a break between courses.  Nice.  I’m not going to complain about shit like thet.

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