camhere23: hi how are u? what are u doing now?
me: I’m reading some webpages.
camhere23: ok i willl chat with u lare
camhere23: later
camhere23: hey i forgot ur link [Later is approximately 2 minutes, since that's how long he left me alone] (more…)

me:: http://www.cpixel.com/searchp.asp?person=El_RaPeRo_1&rv=1
me:: this dude messaged me
Eddie:: fuck he’s hot, either you leave me to be with him, or i’m outa here now, i have to fuck this guy!! i’ll bat for the other team! damn THATS HOT
me:: hahahahaha

gsxr750_iceburg: hi m 27 se mass
me: hi
gsxr750_iceburg: where u from
gsxr750_iceburg: im jay
me: RI, exactly like it says in my profile
gsxr750_iceburg: where in ri
me: providence area. small state, location of me doesn’t matter that much. [Seriously, if I can drive across the state in 25 minutes, is location important?]
gsxr750_iceburg: k damn huh
gsxr750_iceburg: u date
me: Nope, got a guy, no need for more than that.
gsxr750_iceburg: hun im sexy fine n hung [omg, you've won me over! Your stupendous wang has swayed my opinion and give me your address so I can give you the best damned blowjob ever!]
me: That doesn’t really matter to me, since as I said, I’m involved and have no reason to cheat.
gsxr750_iceburg: r u big bobbed [ah, someone who just wants to whack off while I decribe myself]
me: Besides, if I wanted a new one, I wouldn’t be surfing the web looking for him.
me: bobbed? I don’t know anyone named Bob.
gsxr750_iceburg: big tits huh [So not giving an answer is the same as answering with a "yes"]
me: So I’ve been told, not that it’s much of your concern.
gsxr750_iceburg: dd
me: Really, it’s none of your concern.

He stopped talking to me after that.

bredy @ 11:23:02 :: where u from?
me: @ 11:23:30 :: USA, like it says in my profile.
bredy @ 11:24:03 :: i’m italian [I'm vividly struck with the image of a fat, hairy greasey guy with a t-shirt that says "Not only am I perfect, I'm Italian too!"]
bredy @ 11:24:46 :: can see u [and so it begins....]
me: @ 11:25:01 :: You can see me, I’m on cam right now
bredy @ 11:25:03 :: ……
bredy @ 11:25:09 :: lol
bredy @ 11:25:41 :: ur body
bredy @ 11:25:50 :: lol [all these "lol" are the equivilent to a Beevis and Butthead "huh huhuhuh" laugh]
me: @ 11:26:01 :: my body is on camera. [Bring back my body to me, to me....]
bredy @ 11:26:13 :: yeaaa
me: @ 11:26:18 :: you can see my head, my arms, right? that’s my body.
bredy @ 11:26:34 :: lol
bredy @ 11:27:00 :: u understand… my baby [God I hate when they skirt around the issue. If you want me to get naked, just ask for it. Sheesh]
me: @ 11:27:13 :: what, you want me to get naked or something?
bredy @ 11:28:39 :: naked
bredy @ 11:28:47 :: can??
me: @ 11:28:50 :: No.
me: @ 11:28:56 :: No one on this site will get naked for you
me: @ 11:29:04 :: because this is not an adult site.
bredy @ 11:29:21 :: u have a msn [Maybe if he lures me off to instant messenger, I won't report his sorry ass for inappropriate behavior.]
me: @ 11:29:33 :: Yes. and I’m not going to get naked on there either.
bredy @ 11:29:46 :: o yahoo messanger
me: @ 11:29:59 :: Newsflash: NOT EVERYONE WITH A WEBCAM WANTS TO GET NAKED FOR PEOPLE.
me: @ 11:30:18 :: Yep, got yahoo too.
bredy @ 11:30:45 :: my nich bredy007 [See that? Feel free to harass the idiot on Yahoo]
me: @ 11:30:53 :: Good for you.
bredy @ 11:30:55 :: ur
me: @ 11:31:10 :: I’m not telling you mine, because I have no desire to chat with you on yahoo.

So I got another guy looking for company this weekend.

greg2412: hello
greg2412: damn ur sexy
me: thanks
greg2412: your welcome
greg2412: what’s going on this weekend?
greg2412: I’m visiting a firend in providence
me: nothing. haven’t heard of anything good happening locally
greg2412: really
greg2412: too bad was looking to hangout and have some fun [translation: I'm horny and will be around, wanna fuck?]
greg2412: you married?
me: yep, why? that prevent you from chatting?
greg2412: no not at all
greg2412: I’m married too
me: most guys on here immediately stop chatting as soon as they find out I’m not available.

Oddly enough, he immediately stopped chatting with me.