camhere23: hi how are u? what are u doing now?
me: I’m reading some webpages.
camhere23: ok i willl chat with u lare
camhere23: later
camhere23: hey i forgot ur link [Later is approximately 2 minutes, since that's how long he left me alone] (more…)

camhere23: hi, i saw ur profile and i am quite interested to chat with u
me: hi
camhere23: helo
camhere23: how are u?
me: not bad, and you?
camhere23: same
camhere23: what are u doing
me: eating lunch and surfing the web
camhere23: ho doing 2 works together
camhere23: crystal
camhere23: is that ur real name
me: yes, why wouldn’t it?
camhere23: ok
camhere23: simply asked
camhere23: then what is the time there
camhere23: is it da yor night in ur place?
me: about 3:20pm
camhere23: is it day or night in ur place?
camhere23: ho here it is 12.51 am
camhere23: shall i add ur name
camhere23: to my friends list
me: Sure, not like I can really stop you from finding me online if you want to.

[And then things went downhill....] (more…)

Background: My Yahoo! profile has me listed as an assassin trained in martials arts and all manner of guns, accept small unmarked bills only, and then at the end says “actually, I’m just a camgirl.”

muscleman692060: ru Assassin? [You can find anything online, even hired killers.]
me: Yes, I kill people for fun and profit.
muscleman692060: gulp
muscleman692060: kill men b4?
me: Loads of them. They don’t fight as much as the women do. [I figure woman fight dirty, guys just stand still]
muscleman692060: we are easier targets?
muscleman692060: Well if you walk arounf in thong bikini and heels all we will see is tits n ass and not a weapon

The guy referenced in this post messages me, again.
el_rapero_1: hi
me: hi
el_rapero_1: what are u doin [So he can abbreviate "you" and "doing", but spells out "are"?]
el_rapero_1: u naked?
el_rapero_1: let me c some teeties? ["teeties" just screams "I'm a smarmy Spaniard"]
me: I don’t take requests, I explained that to you last week.
el_rapero_1: yeh
me: so then why be a dick and ask today if you already knew the answer?
el_rapero_1: yeh [Translation: "Your powers of logic have confused me, I will leave now and hope that I can one day be strong enough to carry on a meaningful conversation with you."]

The sheer idiocy speaks for itself, and no other comentary is needed. The fact that the sessions usually start and immediately close is because I tend to never reply to him. One would assume that if a person more often than not ignores you, they don’t wish to chat with you.
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