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mattress217: asl? [Do not start a conversation like this. It just smacks of "ignorent bastard".]
silvadelle: all in my profile, which I’m assuming you didn’t read.
mattress217: u in ri?
silvadelle: Yes
mattress217: where?
silvadelle: Pawtucket, why?
mattress217: im in middlet0wn
mattress217: what d u d0? [Generally this is code for "what do you do on camera that will help me jack off in my basement bedroom?"]
silvadelle: Pharmacy, web design, video games. [And because I know this code, I play dumb and ignore it.]
mattress217: ur sexy
silvadelle: So I’ve been told.
mattress217: wanna see my sh0t [Shot of vodka? Tequila? Odds are it's neither of these.]
silvadelle: Not particularly.
mattress217: single?
silvadelle: Does it matter?
mattress217: u d0nt have fun?
silvadelle: If I tell you I am, you’ll just insist that you’re hot enough to get me to make a drive to Middletown to fuck your brains out, and if I tell you I’m not, you’ll completely ignore me. Thus I keep my status as “unknown”.
mattress217: w0uld u drive t0 middlet0wn? [My theory is true!]
silvadelle: Fuck no.
mattress217: l0l
silvadelle: I don’t go blowing strangers I meet off the net.
mattress217: bl0wing? [I like how he phrases it like a question, as though he really just wanted to share a nice meal. And maybe a simple handjob.]
mattress217: nice
mattress217: u g0t 0ther sh0ts 0f u?
silvadelle: They’re all on my homepage. Link is in the profile. I’m going to bed.

But wait! There’s more! We’ll throw in a second chat, this one on Wednesday night, at no additional charge! Now how much would you pay? (more…)

It’s been too hot lately. It’s crazy-hot. It sucks. We have the a/c in the spare room and the door to the kitchen blocked off with a sheet, and it’s still around 80F in the living room (normally it’s around 70F). It feels like half of the a/c has died on us, which is to be expected since it’s about 6 years old.

The wedding we went to last weekend was pretty fun. I did the Electric Slide, and drank a couple of alcoholic beverages. The table we sat at was made up of WalMart people, most of whom also play WoW, so we all sat there dorking it up for the most part. The happy couple, who met on WoW, arranged to have the announcement of the bridal party done with the WoW theme playing. A good night for all involved.

I left work 2 hours early on Sunday because it was completely dead and I was working with a RPh that I just can’t stand. Had there been any other one on duty that day I would have stuck around regardless of how un-busy it was (hell, getting Sunday pay for doing nothing? I’ll take it.), but I honestly can’t stand the pretentious asshole. The rest of this work week has just flown by.

My video card seems to be dying a slow and painful death. Every now and then my whole screen will go fuzzy, like someone’s taken a screenshot and applied a 2px Gaussian blur filter to it. It sucks. Logging into FFXI is completely pointless, because the graphics are unbelievably choppy for me now (WoW works fine though). Speaking of WoW, I just spent the last 3 days working on the guild’s website, the plans for which were laid down at the wedding, naturally. After several complete cockups (such as me using the wrong character name a few times), it’s running fine.

I’ve had an assortment of morons chat me up this week. So far, this is my favorite, which starts right after he started requesting the I log into MSN and add him so I could watch his cam (a favorite way for the guys trolling a particular non-adult camsite to bypass the “no adult” content rule):

saadsaad :: adame.d@menara.ma
saadsaad :: i watch u now [Look! Up in the sky! It's Captain Obvious!]
silvadel :: I know you are, because you’re chatting with me.
saadsaad :: add me and block me if u don’t like it
silvadel :: Um, no. Like I said, I don’t watch cams. I have no desire to add you just to look at you. [Waste of my time]
silvadel :: Deal with it.
saadsaad :: okay
saadsaad :: u are so sexy i see ure pic in ure website [I'm sure he's referring to the 4 year old webcam archives]
silvadel :: Yes, so what?
saadsaad :: u excite me
saadsaad :: add me plz
silvadel :: No.
saadsaad :: :o(
saadsaad :: plz [Desperate much?]
silvadel :: No.
saadsaad :: plz plz plz plz plz [Super desperate apparently]
silvadel :: No.
saadsaad :: i have a big one
silvadel :: I don’t care. I’ve seen cocks before.
saadsaad :: but u never seen like mine [Good lord! A massive cock! I'll never be able to control myself!]
silvadel :: Listen you stupid fucker, I don’t watch webcams. Get over it.
saadsaad :: i want to fuck u bitch [Yeah, that's a line that will make the girls swoon!]
silvadel :: If I want sex, I can get it just fine.
saadsaad :: okay

Rent gets paid this week, and once we see how much money we’ve got, we’ll determine whether or not we’ll be buying anniversary presents next week or the week after (anniversary is next Thursday). Eddie still has no idea what to get me; in my opinion, as long as it’s not any more jewelry (which I most likely won’t wear) anything would be fine. He did make a reference to setting me loose in a Sanrio store, but alas, there isn’t one nearby.

It’s a beautifully sunny Friday morning - not too hot or humid, but rather just comfortably warm. I’m fully dressed for lounging at my desk for the next few hours. We’ve already gottern rid of 2 of the 4 things we put up on Freecycle (a sewing machine and a chair), and I’ve got a head that’s been slathered with red hair dye, and a fully stocked playlist of good tunes. Eddie made me a cup of coffee, which I drank in record time, and I’m pondering getting another one. This is weird, because I’m not a coffee drinker at all.

It was brought to my attention that Blogathon ‘06 is next weekend, so I signed up. And then I read that you’re now supposed to be posting every half hour rather than every hour, and since I have enough issues trying to come up with 24 posts in a day I decided to drop out because 48 posts in a day is insane.

I’m in the market for another tattoo. I’m looking into a couple of designs for the backs of my shoulders so that I can get Tigger covered up. I’m also looking for something to do in memory of my grandfather, since this September marks 10 years he’s been dead and we were very close. When I first said I was planning on doing something but didn’t have any idea of what to do, Eddie asked if there was any words of wisdom he gave me in life. Unfortunately, the only sage advice that my Pop-Pop ever gave me was “You never see a dead cat in a tree.” This doesn’t make for a good tattoo (remind me to post about the backstory to that someday, ok?). Fortunately, Pop was both a sailor and a firefighter, both of which offer a plethora of ideas on their own.

And just for shits and giggles, I present another moron on AIM.

justin9225js: hi
Sheleycoat: hi
justin9225js: how old r u
Sheleycoat: 29. We’ve been over this before.
justin9225js: yea i no
justin9225js: I am so so horny rite now
Sheleycoat: Good for you. Why does this concern me?
justin9225js: arent u a adult entertainer
Sheleycoat: Um, no, why would you get that idea?
justin9225js: i thought u were
Sheleycoat: No, I haven’t done anything like that in about 3 years. It bores me.
justin9225js: do u wanna have sex
Sheleycoat: Not at the moment since I’m sitting here with a head full of hair dye, but when I do, I’ll be sure to ask my incredibly well hung husband to give it to me.
justin9225js: o u married
Sheleycoat: Yes, we’ve been through all of this before.
justin9225js: o well
Sheleycoat: Your loss, not mine.

dave_vat: how are you today?
silvadelle: not bad, and yourself?
dave_vat: iam good thanks
dave_vat: busy today? [They always start off so normal.]
silvadelle: working this afternoon, but at the moment I’m just playing video games
dave_vat: cool, do u cam at all?
silvadelle: I have a cam, it overlooks my living room.
dave_vat: may i see you?
silvadelle: it’s on my homepage www.saidshe.net
dave_vat: can’t find it [Translation: put it on Yahoo! I don't want to have to read links!]
silvadelle: then you’re not reading.
dave_vat: got it
dave_vat: do i get to see your boobs at all?
silvadelle: Nope. Not that sort of cam.
dave_vat: oh
silvadelle: Not all webcams are porn.
dave_vat: lol
dave_vat: i don’t think boobs are porn
silvadelle: Well, not all webcams are nude. That better?
dave_vat: whatever

We get it. There are people on the internet who are willing to fuck your 14 year old daughter. There’s also people out there willing to fuck your 14 year old son. Do we really need what seems to be a damned near weekly series on catching these asshats? I don’t think I’d be quite as annoyed with the shows if it weren’t for the fact that they dwell almost exclusively on the men. Since they started doing this series about 3 months ago, there’s been maybe 1 segment devoted to telling people how to protect their children from internet perverts by not posting 300 question surveys about their personal and school information and sex lives, not letting your 12-year old daughter pose in a bikini on her webcam, and how they really shouldn’t be meeting strange people from the internet, because there’s a lot of social rejects like this guy, that chatted with me yesterday afternoon.

fifo_vs_lifo23: u got nice boobs
fifo_vs_lifo23: love them
fifo_vs_lifo23: do u show?
silvadelle: Nope
fifo_vs_lifo23: i am feeling so horny now
fifo_vs_lifo23: if u want…i can show u
silvadelle: Outgrew the “show everyone my tits” stage about 5 years ago.
fifo_vs_lifo23: which stage r u in now?
fifo_vs_lifo23:
silvadelle: The “fed up with people assuming webcams equal free porn” stage.

Or this guy, who just got me a couple of minutes ago:

stevo123 :: well do u have msn
silvadel :: I do, but we’re chatting here and that’s enough.
stevo123 :: u can add me?
stevo123 :: thats cool im pretty sure u might wanna consider checkin me out
stevo123 :: canadianhockeyicon@hotmail.com [So, um, does anyone wanna check him out?]
silvadel :: No thanks, no desire to watch webcams. They bore me.
stevo123 :: just do it;)
stevo123 :: canadianhockeyicon@hotmail.com
silvadel :: Um, no.
stevo123 :: im pretty sure ull regret it, just add me then see what u think of me
stevo123 :: i have pics and a cam
silvadel :: I don’t particularly care.
stevo123 :: u got a nice rack
silvadel :: So I’ve been told.
stevo123 :: ur fuckin hot thats why this is ridiculous
stevo123 :: i was hoping ud be down with chattin with a hockey player [Have hockey players been granted super-sexual powers in the time since I stopped having sex with them?]
silvadel :: I’ve dated hockey players. No difference between you and other guys.
stevo123 :: u like younger men
stevo123 :: ur a fuckin milf thats for sure [MILF? Fuck no.]
silvadel :: I like all men. Age is a number.
stevo123 :: lets see the rack ;), amazing
silvadel :: You are aware that this isn’t an adult site, correct?
stevo123 :: i could care less, i like what i see in front of me
silvadel :: Doesn’t give you the right to be an ass and ask for shows.

Yes, I was called a milf. *boggle* I guess milf has changed from “mother I’d like to fuck” to “generic older women I’d like to fuck”.