Last night, a little after 8pm, Eddie are and I are snuggled on the couch watching Survivor when we hear a knock on the door. Knowing it can only be the little man upstairs, I grab Pickle and Eddie takes the gate down and opens the door a crack to find out just what the hell he wants.

“Tomorrow ees Friday,” he says. “The city come and collect trash.”

Yes, well no shit! Could that be the reason why we took the trash out this week?!?!

Yes people, Friday is trash day in this part of Pawtucket, which is exactly why we took trash out this week when we had a full bag, exactly as we’ve always done when we have a full bag. Because you know, otherwise we hoard it in here or something.

I really need to get working and get out of this fucking place.

Apparently, in some cultures it is perfectly acceptable to climb onto the roof at 8am drop shit 3 floors so that it lands onto the 1st floor residents’ AC.

If I weren’t petrified of heights I’d climb up there push him off.

Sometimes even I’m amazed at the sheer amount of inconsiderate fuckheads there are online. This guy is the same guy I had last week, but with a different username (I had his other one deleted for inappropriate behavior).

triboulette: @ 10:32:39 :: Hi babe
me: @ 10:32:45 :: hi
triboulette: @ 10:33:12 :: Your ferret is Dead???
me: @ 10:33:28 :: Yes.
triboulette: @ 10:34:25 :: you squizz it between your large breast, and he is dead…
me: @ 10:34:37 :: You know what, you’re an asshole.

llorenz0369:: hi babe whats up? Here for a camshow?
me: I don’t do shows.
llorenz0369:: why not bitch??
me: Because I don’t feel like getting naked for strangers?

Er12184: hi
Sheleycoat: hi
Er12184: u look sleepy
Sheleycoat: i am a little. it was a busy day, and I did a lot of work on my website.
Er12184: any new pics
Sheleycoat: no
Er12184: what time u going to bed
Sheleycoat: i dunno, why?
Er12184: just asking i wanna se u go to sleep
Sheleycoat: it’s not that interesting.
Er12184: u have a thong on
Sheleycoat: no.
Er12184: what
Sheleycoat: dude, is this really any of your business?
Er12184: yea
Er12184: lol
Sheleycoat: Um, no.
Er12184: u be boring me
Sheleycoat: No quick being a fucking prick.
Sheleycoat: I’m not here to be your entertainer.
Er12184: the other girls r better
Sheleycoat: So go watch them and quick fucking annoying me.
Er12184: u should get naked
Er12184: like then
Sheleycoat: I’m not a nude cam. I don’t take requests. If you catch me naked, then you catch me naked.
Er12184: but u a fat bitch
Er12184: u should suck my cock
Er12184: i would pay to see u naked u ugly bitch
Sheleycoat: What’s your point?
Er12184: i wouldn’t pay i mean
Sheleycoat: That’s odd, considering for the past 3 days you’ve been asking me to sell you videos.
Er12184: i put my dick so for in ur ass u cry
Sheleycoat: I doubt that you sticking your 2-inch killer of a cock into any part of me would make me cry.
Er12184: try 9inches
Er12184: and 4 inches wide
Sheleycoat: Maybe with a magnifying glass.
Er12184: im the only guy that talk to u on the net u fat bitch
Sheleycoat: I doubt that :-)
Er12184: show ur tits
Sheleycoat: fuck yourself.
Er12184: i fuck ur fat ass
Sheleycoat: you wanna see them, i’ve got pics posted. I’m not gonna take orders from some snot-nosed little fuck such as yourself.
Er12184: where there posted
Sheleycoat: http://www.chicky.net/nips1.jpg
Er12184: mmmmm
Er12184: any more
Sheleycoat: None that you’re going to see.