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About Meet Crystal, a 30-something D-list blogger who likes to write, take pictures, and is training to run a half-marathon in Vegas in 2010. She also enjoys Greek yogurt, blueberry muffins, her husband Eddie, and her brood of animals.

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I think……

July 14, 2001 No Comments

…. someone should go tuck back into bed and under the blankets.Or at least buy him some funky boxers to cover his butt.

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You wanna know what I can’t stand?

July 14, 2001 No Comments

I frigging can’t stand people who join mailing lists and then threaten to shut down the list when they can’t figure out how to unsubscribe their sorry ass from the list later on. For instance, I’m a member of several webcam mailing lists that exchange pictures of cammers so that I can see where my pics are cropping up. Most of the time, the only thing exchanged is porn spam. And without fail, at least one person each month whines, “unsubscribe me!”. C’mon folks, is it really that difficult to unsubscribe yourself from a web based mailing list? You signed up for it, right? Reverse the process!Sheesh.

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You look like a monkey…..

July 13, 2001 No Comments

Happy birthday to , , and !!

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