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About Meet Crystal, a 30-something D-list blogger who likes to write, take pictures, and is training to run a half-marathon in Vegas in 2010. She also enjoys Greek yogurt, blueberry muffins, her husband Eddie, and her brood of animals.

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July 14, 2001 No Comments

It’s Taco Bell time!!!!*wild applause from the audience*

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July 14, 2001 No Comments

Forum’s fixed, y0.And I’m well aware of the fact that it’s database is about a month old. I fucked up the existing one beyond belief.

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Bah. Bah!, I say.

July 14, 2001 No Comments

Grrr….. my friggin bbs is down. Fuckin-A, man. Fuckin-A.*scowl*Looks like I know what I’ll be doing tonight, Coding. Not that I mind coding, but… y’know? Gah. I fixed it last night so it was all nice, and tonight I tried to change something and fuckered it up somehow.A pox on you all, damn it. A pox!

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July 14, 2001 No Comments

Ok, so I had a loverly chat with Chris last night. He’d been drinking Beefeater and orange juice again, and when he does that two things happen.

  • Chris gets horny
  • Chris gets talkative

Once we’d established that no, I would not give him a blowjob (kidding, kidding…), we talked about shit like why he turned my computer off when I’m not home, and why I’ve been doing shows on ifriends. Mind you, I’ve already told him that I’ve been doing the shows. So we talk about what goes on in the chats. Oddly enough, he already had an idea as to what was going on, since his friend Mark filled him in on some of it. Mark? How the fuck would Mark know what was going on? Boggles my mind, but oh well. If one of Chris’s best friends want to pay me to be naked for him, then I guess Chris can take that up with him.

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