Curiously strange girl
I talked with Dad last night, and the car seems to be fixed. No overheating, no leaking fluids, and possibly even some heat. Yesterday I brought Nanny to the bank and the library, and then she took us to Denny’s for lunch. From what Eddie and Mom said last night, she had a blast driving around with me. Tonight we’re going down to Dad’s to pick up the car and bring down a Boston Cream pie, since pretty much no one in the family likes to charge for any sort of help like that, but I don’t like not showing any sort of appreciation for the help.
Work was completely and utterly dead last night. From about 6pm until 9pm we stood around and did pretty much nothing but chat. We did maybe 15 scripts over the 5 hours I was there. This has been a pretty slow month actually; most of the days have been pretty slow, and not even our regular freaks have been coming in lately. Monday afternoon we had a great discussion at work about how if anyone ever heard Eddie and I threatening each other, they’d think we were prime examples of domestic violence. A typical conversation in our house would go something like…
Me: [generally annoying Eddie]
Ed: [pokes me]
Me: Quit it or I’ll punch you in the taint!
Ed: I’m gonna punch you in the tit!
We brought this topic up again last night, and then I was told that with all of our piercings and tattoos, if anyone ever called the cops on us they’d take one look at me and Eddie and figure we liked the abuse and tell us to get a room.
I learned the hard way that if you have a nose stud in and you dry your face with a ratty towel, you will most certainly pull the jewelry right out of your damned face. Picture this: me, naked and dripping wet in the bathroom, holding a towel up to my nose because I’m not sure if my jewelry is still in and I’m now permanently attached to a star-spangled towel, dodging a war-dancing ferret, and telling Eddie to please wipe the mirror down so I can see what the hell I’m doing. After a couple of minutes of literally screwing around with the spirally stud I got it back in rather painlessly. Yeah, not pretty.
This morning I had a dream that I was in Mecca and was chased around a marketplace by something called a bandit-bird, and got my picture taken with Chuck Norris, and all I could think of was how I’d be the envy of WoW players everywhere for meeting him. And then he and Steven Segal got into a fight over who would get to father my child. I love fucked-up premenstral dreams. Eddie overslept, and I didn’t feel like going back to bed when I got home, so I stayed up and redesigned my homepage for the first time in almost a year. I’m going to go get something to eat for lunch, deposit Eddie’s stock check in the bank, and Eddie has promised me Pizza Hut for dinner after we bring Nanny’s truck back to her.








