A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Archive: silliness

Eat your heart out, Fergie.

Posted on 09 September 2007 Comment (1)
Tags: miniblog, silliness

“My junk! My junk! My lovely, manly bumps!” — Eddie wearing nothing but a towel in the living room.

Zombies vs. Inmates vs. Michael Jackson

Posted on 20 July 2007 Comments (0)
Tags: funny, silliness

Since everyone is most likely tired of my whining about my grandmother’s ever spreading cancer (<sarcasm>woohoo! We found out yesterday it’s reached the brain too! I think it’s hit every major organ in her body!</sarcasm>), I present to you the 10,000 kinds of awesome that is this Youtube video.


And now, I’m going to get dressed, nuke some leftover pizza for lunch, and pack up some of the bedroom before I leave for work.

On the list? No, probably not.

Posted on 05 February 2007 Comments (0)
Tags: silliness

We’re driving Eddie to work this morning, and the song Black Hole Sun comes on. Eddie sings the first line and then says, “I’ve decided that my superpower is the ability to sing the first line of many, many, MANY songs.”

“But nothing else,” I say. “And sometimes even that doesn’t go right.”

“But when that happens, at least I can make something up that sounds ok,” he replies. “You’re just jealous of my powers. Are you on the list?“

Ouch.

Posted on 14 November 2006 Comment (1)
Tags: miniblog, random bits, silliness

Things you don’t want your husband to say in the morning:

“I’m really sorry I almost ripped your nipple off last night while you were asleep.”

TFTD

Posted on 23 June 2006 Comments (4)
Tags: silliness

The Ed McBride thought for today is:

Don’t get your snatch caught in your zipper!

*shudder*

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