We Left A Shitty Tip
Eddie, Mom, and I trekked down to Newport yesterday to exchange her bag, get some lunch, and do some window shopping. We hit up a couple of shops on Belleview Ave and checked out the Tennis Hall of Fame. It was also the day that they were doing “Art on the Lawn”, so we checked out some of the artists and their wares. I was very amused to see someone selling a painting that was a direct copy of an image that I had saved from somewhere on the net (Deviant Art perhaps) and if I’d been ballsier I’d have gone up to the artist and called them on it. Window shopping was fun, as usual. We went into a lot of different shops, all sorts of things for sale, and I hovered like a bee around the outside flower boxes taking pictures. We walked along some of the shops in the Brick Marketplace section, and Eddie got himself a couple of duck/chicken kitchen gadgets while Mom found some more penguins to add to her collection.
Then came lunch. And lunch, while delicious, sucked ass.
We decided to go to The Landing, which had a great patio and upstairs deck, and also was the only place that didn’t look completely packed, wasn’t a take-out stand, and had both clamcakes and chowder. We waited for no less than 10 minutes before someone finally cleaned off the table on the patio that we were going to be seated at, because every time someone was free to clean it another member of the waitstaff came out and deposited their platter of dishes on it to serve one of the tables nearby, and the free waiter would take off to do something else. Eventually we did get seated and ordered drinks, only to be told a few minutes later that there was something wrong with the soda fountain and there was no fizz. We switched our drink order to noncarbonated things like juices and iced teas and got those instead, served in plastic cups. I’d like to think that the plastic cups were a safety precaution on the patio, but almost every other table had regular glasses. Perhaps only the tourists get the fancy glasses, to make a better impression?
We got our food in a normal amount of time, although your average restaurant wait time is never fast enough for Eddie when he’s hungry. Fish and chips and clamcakes and chowder, although they brought Mom’s chowder out before everything else (even though they asked if Eddie wanted his calamari out at the same time as the meal); the fish was as big as your head and breaded, not battered. Fantastic. Not once did we see our waiter after he dropped off the food and brought us our vinegar for our fries. And several times we saw other waiters coming through with soda, so I’m assuming that they got the fountain working properly eventually, but ours never came back and offered up the sodas we’d originally ordered. Eddie eventually had to stop someone who was passing by to ask for our check, and for the amount of money we paid for the dinner we expected better service, really.


@Heather - Thank you for telling him! He tries to steal it all








