A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Archive: miniblog

A Man Can Change His Stars

Dear Gods of Hollywood Deaths,

Please take someone like Vin Diesel next time you feel like killing off someone. Or Steven Segal. Leave the actors who are actually good alive, mmmkay?

Thanks!

Love,
Crystal

oh frabjous day!

I believe that the weather gods have smiled upon me. It’s pouring out, with a chance of thunderstorms and spots of freezing rain in the northern areas. There will be no old people in the store today!

*happy dance*

slipping, sliding…

It snowed again last night. Right now it’s sleeting out there. I hate this weather.

My poor little guy

Chaucer is back at the vet’s this morning, getting neutered and some shots. The poor little guy cried the entire time he was in the carrier. He’s going to be less happy tonight when Eddie picks him up and he’s got a lampshade on his head and discovers that his favorite playthings are missing.

Chaucer Update

Looks like he was bit. Whether or not it was Pickle or a bug or something is unknown, but they popped his lip and sent me home with some antibiotics.

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