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I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Archive: funny

Teaching English in Japan

Posted on 20 April 2006 Comments (0)
Tags: funny, links

This site is giving me much amusement on this Thursday morning. I could have spent the rest of my life not knowing what a kancho was if I hadn’t stumbled upon this.

I’d kill Eddie if he did this.

Posted on 10 March 2006 Comments (0)
Tags: funny, geek fun

How not to impress your wife in the middle of the night: Dress up as Darth Vader, and do shit like this.

Ow. OW.

Posted on 08 March 2006 Comments (0)
Tags: funny, links

From the Studen Doctor Network Forums, where they have perhaps the greated thread ever devoted to things they’ve learned from their patients:

“If you are 13 and feeling….experimental….Don’t use the dish hose from the sink as your ambassador to rectal pleasure. If you do, the spring-loaded handle thingy will open after you shove it up past the anus, making it impossible to get out.

Furthermore, it will be difficult to explain to your step-father when he discovers you how you became ‘tethered’ to the sink by the dish hose.

You’ll have to have it surgically removed. And I’m betting nobody will volunteer to do the dishes ever again…”

Do you take it?

Posted on 14 February 2006 Comments (0)
Tags: funny, links, miniblog, music

Do You Take It by The Wetspots asks the question that’s on everyone’s mind this Valentine’s Day.

Brokeback to the Future

Posted on 02 February 2006 Comment (1)
Tags: funny, links, movies

This one is for Eddie, who will watch this and go “omgwtf that’s horrible!”

But on the otherhand, this one makes me feel funny in my pants.

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