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Archive: conversations

A post full of pussy.

Posted on 28 September 2007 Comments (0)
Tags: conversations, photography

“Our store now stocks a wide assortment of flavored sexual lubricants,” I say as we snuggle up in bed last night.

“Like pork roast?” Eddie replies.

“No.”

“Bacon?”

“Eew, no.”

“Tuna?”

“You wouldn’t even taste it!”

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