I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Me: [patiently waiting for my grilled cheese sandwich] Can you cut it into triangles?
Eddie: You’ll get it whatever way I want to give it to you.
Me: Noooo! I’m gonna tell Mom you won’t cut it into triangles!
Eddie: And I’m gonna tell her you won’t let me do you up the ass. Now take your sandwich.
41747059: so what r u wearing?
chickygrrlie: clothes. Same as I wore to work this afternoon.
41747059: what kind? ;-)
chickygrrlie: jeans and a shirt. and socks.
41747059: nice :-D
chickygrrlie: Comfy.
41747059: what kind of underwear?
chickygrrlie: Comfy ones. I values my comfort.
41747059: ;-)
41747059: comfort is good
chickygrrlie: Very good.
41747059: :-D
41747059: I am sooo hard
chickygrrlie: Talk of socks and comfy clothes makes you hard?
41747059: no ;-)
41747059: watching some porn
chickygrrlie: Good. I’d think you a loser if clothing talk got you off.
41747059: lol
41747059: I agree
41747059: check this out
41747059: [link to a video with a 3way]
chickygrrlie: Ah, threesomes.
41747059: :-D
41747059: yup
41747059: like it?
chickygrrlie: I prefer girl on girl myself.
41747059: ;-)
41747059: [lesbian link]
41747059: think I am cumming soon
chickygrrlie: Think of Martha Stewart.
41747059: …
41747059: do u swallow?
chickygrrlie: food, yes
41747059: cum? ;-)
chickygrrlie: does the pope shit in the woods?
41747059: he might ;-)
chickygrrlie: for gods sake, just cum, eat yer cheetos, and go to sleep already, if you were my boyfriend, i’d have smothered you by now.
chickygrrlie: you don’t wanna play anymore my pet?
41747059: I want to :-D
41747059: wanan see my cam?
chickygrrlie: no thank you
41747059: ;-)
41747059: salty
chickygrrlie: …
him: There’s nuts in the brownies, if you don’t like them you can pick them out.
me: I like nuts in my brownies. I’m actually quite fond of nuts.
him: You don’t like them on your forehead.
Anytime.
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