A Typical McBride Argument

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Me: [patiently waiting for my grilled cheese sandwich] Can you cut it into triangles?

Eddie: You’ll get it whatever way I want to give it to you.

Me: Noooo! I’m gonna tell Mom you won’t cut it into triangles!

Eddie: And I’m gonna tell her you won’t let me do you up the ass. Now take your sandwich.

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they never stop….

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41747059: so what r u wearing?

chickygrrlie: clothes. Same as I wore to work this afternoon.

41747059: what kind? ;-)

chickygrrlie: jeans and a shirt. and socks.

41747059: nice :-D

chickygrrlie: Comfy.

41747059: what kind of underwear?

chickygrrlie: Comfy ones. I values my comfort.

41747059: ;-)

41747059: comfort is good

chickygrrlie: Very good.

41747059: :-D

41747059: I am sooo hard

chickygrrlie: Talk of socks and comfy clothes makes you hard?

41747059: no ;-)

41747059: watching some porn

chickygrrlie: Good. I’d think you a loser if clothing talk got you off.

41747059: lol

41747059: I agree

41747059: check this out

41747059: [link to a video with a 3way]

chickygrrlie: Ah, threesomes.

41747059: :-D

41747059: yup

41747059: like it?

chickygrrlie: I prefer girl on girl myself.

41747059: ;-)

41747059: [lesbian link]

41747059: think I am cumming soon

chickygrrlie: Think of Martha Stewart.

41747059: …

41747059: do u swallow?

chickygrrlie: food, yes

41747059: cum? ;-)

chickygrrlie: does the pope shit in the woods?

41747059: he might ;-)

chickygrrlie: for gods sake, just cum, eat yer cheetos, and go to sleep already, if you were my boyfriend, i’d have smothered you by now.

chickygrrlie: you don’t wanna play anymore my pet?

41747059: I want to :-D

41747059: wanan see my cam?

chickygrrlie: no thank you

41747059: ;-)

41747059: salty

chickygrrlie: …

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

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him: There’s nuts in the brownies, if you don’t like them you can pick them out.

me: I like nuts in my brownies. I’m actually quite fond of nuts.

him: You don’t like them on your forehead.

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