A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick, married, tattooed, pierced, childfree, and World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

A Typical McBride Argument

Me: [patiently waiting for my grilled cheese sandwich] Can you cut it into triangles?

Eddie: You’ll get it whatever way I want to give it to you.

Me: Noooo! I’m gonna tell Mom you won’t cut it into triangles!

Eddie: And I’m gonna tell her you won’t let me do you up the ass. Now take your sandwich.

On this day..

One Response to “A Typical McBride Argument”

  1. Robin Says:

    LMFAO!

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