Me: [patiently waiting for my grilled cheese sandwich] Can you cut it into triangles?
Eddie: You’ll get it whatever way I want to give it to you.
Me: Noooo! I’m gonna tell Mom you won’t cut it into triangles!
Eddie: And I’m gonna tell her you won’t let me do you up the ass. Now take your sandwich.
On this day..
- >>>And people wonder why I kill things for fun. - 2005
- >>>Oh that's not good. - 2005
- >>>Tuesday Morning - 2005
- >>> - 2001
- >>>*sighs* - 2001
