Monday Funday
The cat’s face is puffy again. This time it’s the top lip, and I’m pretty sure that it’s because Chaucer insists on scrapping with Pickle. He wouldn’t be puffy if he didn’t do dumbass shit to tease her, like push her into the shower while we’re in there, causing her to spaz out and go after him. We’re keeping an eye on it, and if it doesn’t go down in a couple of days he’ll go back to the vet to get checked out again.
Work’s been slow because the weather has been wet lately. Old people can’t go out in the rain -it defies the laws of the universe. So we amuse ourselves by making fun of the losers who come in and the questions we get asked. Today we got asked what was good to rinse your mouth out with after getting a tongue piercing. This question wouldn’t have been so bad if it weren’t for the fact that the moron asking it didn’t have a tongue piercing, but had burnt his mouth on a cigar. We’re convinced it was burnt on a crack pipe, but that’s because we’re jaded and cynical (and usually right).
The weekend was good. Saturday we went to Mom’s house and had dinner and watched Superbad. Add the phrase “pube salad” to the list of things your parents shouldn’t hear in your presence, along with “donkey show” and “ass to mouth.” Sunday I went into work to do the order and then went to Walmart to buy some crafty things for Christmas. Then we came home, played some Warcraft, showered, did the dirty, and went to bed.
Right now, I should be crocheting, so I’m going to head back to the couch and try to finish what I was working on.
Tags: crochet, life, pets, work
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