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I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Why can’t I dream about being naked in school?

My dreams scare me sometimes. The night before last I had this long, drawn out dream about being in a men’s prison. While I was there I was tied to a bed and gang raped by various inmates and the warden, who were all intent on getting me pregnant. Eddie was also there, and we were both rather nonchalant about the whole situation, even having sex while the inmates were taking a break from doing all sorts of nasty things to me. At some point during the ordeal I slipped into a coma, awakening a couple of years later in a strange house with a strange man who told me that I’d been successfully knocked up and delivered a baby girl. The girl was handed to me and was most definitely the daughter of the strange man, and I was very pissed off that I’d not only had been forced to carry and deliver a child but that it wasn’t Eddie’s.

And then last night I had another pregnancy-related dream, this time I had some sort of complications with the pregnancy that literally turned me into a skeleton. Eddie put me together (the leg bone’s connected to the hip bone), and I tried to talk to him but couldn’t because without lungs and other organs I couldn’t speak, only click my jaw bone. Eventually he put me together and I grew back to normal, and was then sent out to go work in the Providence sewers with Mike Rowe.

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3 Responses to “Why can’t I dream about being naked in school?”

  1. Gravatar IconRobin Says:

    Prison Dream - That’s insane, I rarely have such detailed dreams.

    Pregnancy Dream - I have them all the time.

  2. Gravatar IconAtomic Bombshell Says:

    Those are totally freaky. Pizza before bed?

  3. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    Last night I’d had Wendy’s about 2 hours earlier, but other than that nope, just my typical water and handful of meds. But yeah, totally freaky and horribly detailed.

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