A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick, married, tattooed, pierced, childfree, and World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Nothing Doing.

As is fitting for a day off, I’ve done absolutely nothing. Ok, maybe not absolutely nothing, but as damn near close to nothing as I possibly could. I slept until about 10am, then crawled out of bed to greet the icky day wearing nothing but my sweatshirt. I wanted coffee, but was too lazy to make some and didn’t want to waste phone minutes on a text message to Eddie asking if the coffee in the pot was from this morning or yesterday. I quickly logged into World of Warcraft to check out how some overnight auctions were going, happily adding to my stash of gold. I bleached my hair out and sat around as a blonde for a while, eating a bagel and watching the TV for a bit while my hair dried.

Eventually my hair was dry and I slathered myself in red dye, appropriately named Cherry Bomb. Then I sat down for a fun-filled afternoon of making little World of Warcraft characters with the model viewer program so that I could put up a new header on the guild’s website. Tonight I think I want to just curl up with Eddie in the bed and enjoy each other’s company. He’s in the kitchen making hotdogs and beans for dinner.

Conversation just now:
Eddie (behind me): Can I stick my weiner in your ear?
Me (seeing him come up behind with what appears to be a handful of his cock): Sure!
[I lean down and end up with an earful of cold hotdog]
Me: Ew!
Eddie: I asked if you wanted my weiner in your ear!
Me: I thought you meant your cock!

On this day..

Leave a Reply


Fatal error: Call to undefined function show_subscription_checkbox() in /home/chickyne/public_html/wp-content/themes/wp-polaroid/comments.php on line 90