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Well I don’t need to bring Tuffy home to Mom’s house, since she needs to provide proof of his updated rabies shot before they’ll groom him. I’m contemplating going to the bookstore to find myself a book, and Eddie says that we’ll be going to get “big sandwiches” for dinner, which completely rocks because I was just thinking about them the other night.

I had a World of Warcraft-related dream the other night involving being picked up by an epic dragon and then dropped to the ground from an insane height. I was saved because for whatever reason there was a table floating by me that had a mop on top of it, and I was able to float down on the mop like riding a broom. Nothing in my dreams ever makes sense.

Does anyone know where I can buy a hearse in RI? For some reason my desire for an El Camino has been replaced by the need to own a nice old hearse, which I will then paint black with purple smokey flames on it.

On this day..

• >>>Dreams prove how crazy I really am. - 2008
• >>>Slap yo' grandma. - 2006
• >>>An Empty Humpday Coming Up - 2006
• >>>We're retarded. - 2005
• >>>mmmm.... I love days like this. - 2004