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I'm just a 31 year old chick, married, tattooed, pierced, childfree, and World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Flawless Victory

Posted on 09 May 2006
Tags: geek fun, you sexy thing

Attn: All Gamer Nerds

After giving your wife/girlfriend/whatever some awesome oral sex - the likes of which she hasn’t had in a while - and bringing her to a mindblowing climax, the polite thing to if you want her to return the favor is to simply ask for it, not roll over and exclaim in your best Mortal Kombat voice, “FINISH HIM!”

On this day..

One Response to “Flawless Victory”

  1. Robin Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    LMAO!

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