A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick, married, tattooed, pierced, childfree, and World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Slap yo’ grandma.

Ed: I can’t believe you’re listening to that song.

Me: I have eclectic musical taste.

Ed: You have shitty muscial tastes.

Me: I could turn it up…

Ed: I could beat you senseless. It’d be justifiable. No judge in the world would convict me.

Hearing: Trace Adkins - HonkyTonk Badonkadonk

On this day..

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