And the award for “most insistant marriage proposal” goes to…
chazer @ 1:23:35 :: hi silva how are you [they start off so normal...]
me: @ 1:23:42 :: not bad, and yourself?
chazer @ 1:24:37 :: Ithink you are very beatiful today lovely
me: @ 1:24:52 :: thanks
chazer @ 1:25:32 :: what is your job lovely? [small talk...]
me: @ 1:26:16 :: I don’t have one.
chazer @ 1:27:24 :: how is the weather is hot ?
me: @ 1:27:30 :: yes, very
chazer @ 1:28:12 :: are you single* [ah, right to the point of matters!]
me: @ 1:28:28 :: Nope, married. Says so right in my profile. why do you ask?
chazer @ 1:30:30 :: because Ivery like to you before
chazer @ 1:31:45 :: what do you think?
me: @ 1:32:00 :: What do I think about what?
chazer @ 1:33:15 :: so do you like to me ? you are eyes very beatiful
me: @ 1:33:28 :: I hardly know you. You’re friendly.
chazer @ 1:34:54 :: but Iwant to be you are boy friend [sounds suspiciously like a guy in 4th grade who asked me out this way]
me: @ 1:35:08 :: That’s not going to happen
chazer @ 1:36:33 :: do you want to be my darling
me: @ 1:36:39 :: No
chazer @ 1:36:54 :: why
chazer @ 1:37:02 :: Ilove you
me: @ 1:37:04 :: Because I’m married. [I thought we'd established this?]
chazer @ 1:37:18 :: really
chazer @ 1:37:31 :: is really?
me: @ 1:37:38 :: Yes, I told you I am.
chazer @ 1:38:50 :: Ialways love you
chazer @ 1:39:22 :: because Ivery love you lovely
me: @ 1:39:30 :: That’s nice
chazer @ 1:40:53 :: do you want to turkey? you are to be my guest [It's always the Turks who are like this, btw. I swear they must all have fantasies of kidnapping fair-skinned American girls as trophy wives.]
me: @ 1:41:02 :: No, I don’t want to go to Turkey
chazer @ 1:41:08 :: holiday
chazer @ 1:41:18 :: why
me: @ 1:41:45 :: Because it doesn’t seem interesting to me.
chazer @ 1:42:59 :: but my country very nice place Iand only you walking
me: @ 1:43:18 :: I’m quite happy here in the USA
chazer @ 1:44:00 :: but you are see new places
me: @ 1:44:20 :: There’s plenty of places in the US that I haven’t seen.
chazer @ 1:45:36 :: Im send you kiss plase you are send me kiss
me: @ 1:46:11 :: No, you’re not getting a kiss from me
chazer @ 1:46:45 :: why why why
me: @ 1:47:02 :: Because I only kiss the people I love.
chazer @ 1:47:21 :: who
me: @ 1:47:27 :: My husband. [How many times to I need to make it clear i'm married and uninterested?]
chazer @ 1:48:13 :: where is the your husband?
me: @ 1:48:35 :: At work
chazer @ 1:48:53 :: is this time
chazer @ 1:50:05 :: Ialways love you IALWAYS LOVE YOU
me: @ 1:50:20 :: that’s nice.
chazer @ 1:50:45 :: will you marry me* [Obviously, at least one more time.]
me: @ 1:51:16 :: No, I don’t love you.
chazer @ 1:52:23 :: come on give me answer or youare some think
me: @ 1:52:38 :: I don’t love you.
chazer @ 1:53:17 :: do you want to some think*
me: @ 1:53:38 :: No
me: @ 1:53:42 :: Not from you
chazer @ 1:53:45 :: why
me: @ 1:54:06 :: Because you have nothing that I want.
chazer @ 1:54:44 :: doyou see me my picture? [Translation: I'm hot in my native lands! I'm not swarthy at all!]
me: @ 1:55:05 :: No, why?
chazer @ 1:55:25 :: you dont like to me
me: @ 1:55:45 :: I have no reason to check out your picture.
chazer @ 1:57:26 :: look click on my user name really picture
me: @ 1:57:50 :: fine. What am I looking for? You look like a normal guy.
chazer @ 1:58:12 :: Ihavent cam
chazer @ 1:59:18 :: dont you like to me*
me: @ 1:59:47 :: I’m not going to marry you.
chazer @ 1:59:54 :: Ialways love you
chazer @ 2:00:46 :: why
me: @ 2:01:01 :: I’m married. I love my husband, NOT YOU. [Good god man! Give it up!]
chazer @ 2:02:44 :: Idid very sorry
chazer @ 2:04:03 :: show me hands plase
me: @ 2:04:12 :: why?
chazer @ 2:05:06 :: Im looking you are fring
me: @ 2:05:28 :: my wedding ring?
chazer @ 2:05:47 :: yes
me: @ 2:06:01 :: it’s small and silver and doesn’t show up on camera
chazer @ 2:07:03 :: IDID VERY SORRY
chazer @ 2:07:18 :: REALLY
me: @ 2:08:43 :: what?
chazer @ 2:10:28 :: WHERE DID YOU GO? [Note the timestamps. I was gone for 2 minutes.]
me: @ 2:10:42 :: To fix some lunch.
chazer @ 2:11:30 :: YOU ARE BODY VERY NICE
me: @ 2:11:49 :: Thanks. I’m still not going to marry you.
chazer @ 2:13:03 :: ONLY YOU AND ME OKEY
me: @ 2:13:26 :: Only me and you? I don’t understand.
chazer @ 2:14:38 :: ONLY YOU AND ME LIFE THE MY HOME
me: @ 2:14:57 :: No. [At this point, I get up to find a fork for lunch and leave the room.]
chazer @ 2:17:52 :: WHAT HAPPENED?
me: @ 2:18:01 :: Nothing, why?
chazer @ 2:18:42 :: SEND ME I m OPEN [He's watching me try to open a bottle with wet hands]
chazer @ 2:19:47 :: DO YOU WANT TO COLA I M SEND TO YOU
chazer @ 2:20:10 :: I m DRNKING COLA
me: @ 2:20:27 :: that’s nice
** snipping some pleasantries about my lunch **
chazer @ 2:25:20 :: MY SWEET
chazer @ 2:25:42 :: MY DARLING
me: @ 2:25:50 :: I’m not your darling. [At this point, I'm ready to snap, and proceed to search for obscene things to say in Turkish]
chazer @ 2:25:51 :: YOU
chazer @ 2:26:14 :: DONT YOU WANT
me: @ 2:26:51 :: don’t I want what?
chazer @ 2:27:31 :: YOU ARE TO BE MY DARLING
me: @ 2:27:48 :: No, I’m not. Stop asking me to be.
chazer @ 2:28:20 :: Imust go next to meet you okey
chazer @ 2:28:35 :: Im sleeoping
me: @ 2:28:42 :: Annan esek yarag yedi [Translation: Your mom sucks donkey dick]
me: @ 2:28:44 :: go away.
chazer @ 2:28:46 :: sleeping
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