A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick, married, tattooed, pierced, childfree, and World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

And the award for “most insistant marriage proposal” goes to…

chazer @ 1:23:35 :: hi silva how are you [they start off so normal...]
me: @ 1:23:42 :: not bad, and yourself?
chazer @ 1:24:37 :: Ithink you are very beatiful today lovely
me: @ 1:24:52 :: thanks
chazer @ 1:25:32 :: what is your job lovely? [small talk...]
me: @ 1:26:16 :: I don’t have one.
chazer @ 1:27:24 :: how is the weather is hot ?
me: @ 1:27:30 :: yes, very
chazer @ 1:28:12 :: are you single* [ah, right to the point of matters!]
me: @ 1:28:28 :: Nope, married. Says so right in my profile. why do you ask?
chazer @ 1:30:30 :: because Ivery like to you before
chazer @ 1:31:45 :: what do you think?
me: @ 1:32:00 :: What do I think about what?
chazer @ 1:33:15 :: so do you like to me ? you are eyes very beatiful
me: @ 1:33:28 :: I hardly know you. You’re friendly.
chazer @ 1:34:54 :: but Iwant to be you are boy friend [sounds suspiciously like a guy in 4th grade who asked me out this way]
me: @ 1:35:08 :: That’s not going to happen
chazer @ 1:36:33 :: do you want to be my darling
me: @ 1:36:39 :: No
chazer @ 1:36:54 :: why
chazer @ 1:37:02 :: Ilove you
me: @ 1:37:04 :: Because I’m married. [I thought we'd established this?]
chazer @ 1:37:18 :: really
chazer @ 1:37:31 :: is really?
me: @ 1:37:38 :: Yes, I told you I am.
chazer @ 1:38:50 :: Ialways love you
chazer @ 1:39:22 :: because Ivery love you lovely
me: @ 1:39:30 :: That’s nice
chazer @ 1:40:53 :: do you want to turkey? you are to be my guest [It's always the Turks who are like this, btw. I swear they must all have fantasies of kidnapping fair-skinned American girls as trophy wives.]
me: @ 1:41:02 :: No, I don’t want to go to Turkey
chazer @ 1:41:08 :: holiday
chazer @ 1:41:18 :: why
me: @ 1:41:45 :: Because it doesn’t seem interesting to me.
chazer @ 1:42:59 :: but my country very nice place Iand only you walking
me: @ 1:43:18 :: I’m quite happy here in the USA
chazer @ 1:44:00 :: but you are see new places
me: @ 1:44:20 :: There’s plenty of places in the US that I haven’t seen.
chazer @ 1:45:36 :: Im send you kiss plase you are send me kiss
me: @ 1:46:11 :: No, you’re not getting a kiss from me
chazer @ 1:46:45 :: why why why
me: @ 1:47:02 :: Because I only kiss the people I love.
chazer @ 1:47:21 :: who
me: @ 1:47:27 :: My husband. [How many times to I need to make it clear i'm married and uninterested?]
chazer @ 1:48:13 :: where is the your husband?
me: @ 1:48:35 :: At work
chazer @ 1:48:53 :: is this time
chazer @ 1:50:05 :: Ialways love you IALWAYS LOVE YOU
me: @ 1:50:20 :: that’s nice.
chazer @ 1:50:45 :: will you marry me* [Obviously, at least one more time.]
me: @ 1:51:16 :: No, I don’t love you.
chazer @ 1:52:23 :: come on give me answer or youare some think
me: @ 1:52:38 :: I don’t love you.
chazer @ 1:53:17 :: do you want to some think*
me: @ 1:53:38 :: No
me: @ 1:53:42 :: Not from you
chazer @ 1:53:45 :: why
me: @ 1:54:06 :: Because you have nothing that I want.
chazer @ 1:54:44 :: doyou see me my picture? [Translation: I'm hot in my native lands! I'm not swarthy at all!]
me: @ 1:55:05 :: No, why?
chazer @ 1:55:25 :: you dont like to me
me: @ 1:55:45 :: I have no reason to check out your picture.
chazer @ 1:57:26 :: look click on my user name really picture
me: @ 1:57:50 :: fine. What am I looking for? You look like a normal guy.
chazer @ 1:58:12 :: Ihavent cam
chazer @ 1:59:18 :: dont you like to me*
me: @ 1:59:47 :: I’m not going to marry you.
chazer @ 1:59:54 :: Ialways love you
chazer @ 2:00:46 :: why
me: @ 2:01:01 :: I’m married. I love my husband, NOT YOU. [Good god man! Give it up!]
chazer @ 2:02:44 :: Idid very sorry
chazer @ 2:04:03 :: show me hands plase
me: @ 2:04:12 :: why?
chazer @ 2:05:06 :: Im looking you are fring
me: @ 2:05:28 :: my wedding ring?
chazer @ 2:05:47 :: yes
me: @ 2:06:01 :: it’s small and silver and doesn’t show up on camera
chazer @ 2:07:03 :: IDID VERY SORRY
chazer @ 2:07:18 :: REALLY
me: @ 2:08:43 :: what?
chazer @ 2:10:28 :: WHERE DID YOU GO? [Note the timestamps. I was gone for 2 minutes.]
me: @ 2:10:42 :: To fix some lunch.
chazer @ 2:11:30 :: YOU ARE BODY VERY NICE
me: @ 2:11:49 :: Thanks. I’m still not going to marry you.
chazer @ 2:13:03 :: ONLY YOU AND ME OKEY
me: @ 2:13:26 :: Only me and you? I don’t understand.
chazer @ 2:14:38 :: ONLY YOU AND ME LIFE THE MY HOME
me: @ 2:14:57 :: No. [At this point, I get up to find a fork for lunch and leave the room.]
chazer @ 2:17:52 :: WHAT HAPPENED?
me: @ 2:18:01 :: Nothing, why?
chazer @ 2:18:42 :: SEND ME I m OPEN [He's watching me try to open a bottle with wet hands]
chazer @ 2:19:47 :: DO YOU WANT TO COLA I M SEND TO YOU
chazer @ 2:20:10 :: I m DRNKING COLA
me: @ 2:20:27 :: that’s nice
** snipping some pleasantries about my lunch **
chazer @ 2:25:20 :: MY SWEET
chazer @ 2:25:42 :: MY DARLING
me: @ 2:25:50 :: I’m not your darling. [At this point, I'm ready to snap, and proceed to search for obscene things to say in Turkish]
chazer @ 2:25:51 :: YOU
chazer @ 2:26:14 :: DONT YOU WANT
me: @ 2:26:51 :: don’t I want what?
chazer @ 2:27:31 :: YOU ARE TO BE MY DARLING
me: @ 2:27:48 :: No, I’m not. Stop asking me to be.
chazer @ 2:28:20 :: Imust go next to meet you okey
chazer @ 2:28:35 :: Im sleeoping
me: @ 2:28:42 :: Annan esek yarag yedi [Translation: Your mom sucks donkey dick]
me: @ 2:28:44 :: go away.
chazer @ 2:28:46 :: sleeping

On this day..

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