A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

An Italian tries his hand at getting me naked.

bredy @ 11:23:02 :: where u from?
me: @ 11:23:30 :: USA, like it says in my profile.
bredy @ 11:24:03 :: i’m italian [I'm vividly struck with the image of a fat, hairy greasey guy with a t-shirt that says "Not only am I perfect, I'm Italian too!"]
bredy @ 11:24:46 :: can see u [and so it begins....]
me: @ 11:25:01 :: You can see me, I’m on cam right now
bredy @ 11:25:03 :: ……
bredy @ 11:25:09 :: lol
bredy @ 11:25:41 :: ur body
bredy @ 11:25:50 :: lol [all these "lol" are the equivilent to a Beevis and Butthead "huh huhuhuh" laugh]
me: @ 11:26:01 :: my body is on camera. [Bring back my body to me, to me....]
bredy @ 11:26:13 :: yeaaa
me: @ 11:26:18 :: you can see my head, my arms, right? that’s my body.
bredy @ 11:26:34 :: lol
bredy @ 11:27:00 :: u understand… my baby [God I hate when they skirt around the issue. If you want me to get naked, just ask for it. Sheesh]
me: @ 11:27:13 :: what, you want me to get naked or something?
bredy @ 11:28:39 :: naked
bredy @ 11:28:47 :: can??
me: @ 11:28:50 :: No.
me: @ 11:28:56 :: No one on this site will get naked for you
me: @ 11:29:04 :: because this is not an adult site.
bredy @ 11:29:21 :: u have a msn [Maybe if he lures me off to instant messenger, I won't report his sorry ass for inappropriate behavior.]
me: @ 11:29:33 :: Yes. and I’m not going to get naked on there either.
bredy @ 11:29:46 :: o yahoo messanger
me: @ 11:29:59 :: Newsflash: NOT EVERYONE WITH A WEBCAM WANTS TO GET NAKED FOR PEOPLE.
me: @ 11:30:18 :: Yep, got yahoo too.
bredy @ 11:30:45 :: my nich bredy007 [See that? Feel free to harass the idiot on Yahoo]
me: @ 11:30:53 :: Good for you.
bredy @ 11:30:55 :: ur
me: @ 11:31:10 :: I’m not telling you mine, because I have no desire to chat with you on yahoo.

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