I haven’t had many freaks lately, but this winner makes up for it in spades… Usual rules apply, my comments in bold.

Session Start (memaster_rich2005): Tue May 03 16:53:06 2005
master_rich2005: hello
me hi
master_rich2005: How are you doing today
me not bad, and you?
master_rich2005: i am fine too
master_rich2005: Can i get an invite to ur cam
me cam runs on my homepage - www.saidshe.net - link is on the right
master_rich2005: How much do u charge (whatever happened to free webcams?)
me I don’t charge.
master_rich2005: Then
master_rich2005: how
me hmm?
master_rich2005: tell me
master_rich2005: how can i trust you
master_rich2005: i am ready to pay you (apparently he didn’t catch where I said I don’t charge)
me trust me with what?
me I don’t charge to view my cam.
me my cam is free.
master_rich2005: then y dont u invite through yahoo
me Because my cam runs through my homepage, not yahoo.
master_rich2005: but dear
master_rich2005: i think u have to enter all that stuff there
master_rich2005: like credit card number and all (Yes, because my homepage is so freakin’ cool that I charge people to read my blog. Yeah, that’s it.)
me No, you don’t. and if you took the time to actually LOOK AT MY DAMN HOMEPAGE, you’d see. (at this point Eddie says to me “that sounds like angry typing!”)
master_rich2005: hey i am in your home page
master_rich2005: what should i do now
me I’d say you click the link on the right that says “webcams” like I told you to do. (more angry typing because I’m tired of people not reading a fucking thing)
master_rich2005: after that
me you wait for it to load.
master_rich2005: hey i got one page one cartoon on the page sayinbg some purr
master_rich2005: purr mine
me Yes. AND THERE’S A LINK ON THE RIGHT THAT SAYS “WEBCAMS”.
me READ THE PAGE.
master_rich2005: you mean the webcam
master_rich2005: its not working
master_rich2005: the same pagfe comes again and again
me Works fine for me when I click on the webcams link. If you’ve got a popup blocker it won’t work because it opens in a new window.
master_rich2005: ok
master_rich2005: wait i will try again ok (10 minutes goes by. I shit you not.)
master_rich2005: can u tell me what ru wearing
master_rich2005: just to confirm
me Blue shirt.
master_rich2005: Ok
master_rich2005: Can u strip that shirt once
me No.
master_rich2005: but y not
me I don’t do shows.
master_rich2005: atleast flash them (Is there really that much of a difference between stripping, flashing, and showing where I need to decline every single friggin request?)
me No.
me I don’t show.
me Deal with it, or fuck off.
master_rich2005: but y my hon
master_rich2005: hey i just wanted to see a women nude cab help atleast (He’s honest. He’s also a retard.)
me I never claimed I had a nude cam. If it was nude, I would charge for it. If you’re looking for that, you’re not going to find it with me.
master_rich2005: can u help
master_rich2005: i can pay u (*bangs head on desk*)
me I’m not stripping for you, regardless of if you pay me or not.

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