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stop bitching and sit your ass down

To the nasty-ass twunt in the ladies room, I find it abso-fucking-lutely hysterical that you told me that “this damned store should hire someone to clean the bathrooms because this place is disgusting,” yet left the toilet seat covered in pee. Maybe if jackasses like you actually cleaned up after themselves the place wouldn’t be so nasty in there.

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5 Responses to “stop bitching and sit your ass down”

  1. Gravatar IconShadanchi Says:

    I work at a Walmart Supercenter in FL.
    At the customer service desk. I never heard such a silly thing as the sensormatic killing fish. I guess nobody told our cashiers ,I hope no snowbird with good intentions informs them. As for the bathrooms the ony way they would stay clean is if a maintance associate was always there.
    Are you in dept#87?

  2. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    Nope, there’s still some stores up here that haven’t put those in yet, I’m actually in a kiosk at the front of my store rented by Cingular.

  3. Gravatar Iconjay Says:

    beig trying to talk 2 u for ages but dont no how im jay from newcastle england i love 2 chat 2 u im30 years old send me a e mail on how 2 talk 2 u ok pet

  4. Gravatar Iconheather Says:

    Do you guys and the owner of this website work at wally world ???? i do!!

  5. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    I didn’t work for them, I worked in one.

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