Said She

A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

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10 Reasons Why Trick or Treat is Better than Sex

Posted on 27 October 2001
Tags: Uncategorized

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you the candy. 6. The person giving you the candy most likely doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else. 5. If you get a stomach-ache, it won’t last 9 months. 4. If you wear your batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.3. Doesn’t matter how loud you are or if the kids hear you. 2. No guilt the next morning. THE #1 REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1. IF YOU DON’T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR.