I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Mom quote from dinner the other night:
“I thought I saw a cell phone case the other day that had a picture of Peter Griffin in a thong on it, but it was actually just a starfish.”
It’s a shame the sound of disappointment that it was just a starfish can’t be accurately conveyed via the web.
Tags: life, Peter Griffin, picture, starfish
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