Gah.
Regarding The Happening: skip it. Wait for the DVD if you really must add some money to M. Night Shalamalamadingdong’s wallet, but it’s do not worth spending the money to see it in the theater. Like a lot every other of his films, it follows the same general formula of suspense-suspense-scare-repeat for 2 hours until you get some major plot twisty revelation at the end, but this time you don’t get that major plot twisty revelation you just paid $12 for.
Kinda like really awesome sex where everything just builds up, and then just before your ready to have the most mind-blowing, toe-curling orgasm of your life, your mother walks in. Just like that.
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