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what I wouldn’t do for some chicken nuggets

Dear body of mine,
Please please PLEASE stop rebelling against any form of nutrition I attempt to give you. I appreciate the fact that you’ve stopped with the vomiting, but really, is there any need to continue with the exploding ass behavior? I’d like to be able to work again.

My attempt to reintroduce solid food to my diet yesterday sucked. I managed to eat 2 little applesauce cups and a handful of crackers. I was also able to drink some gingerale. Eddie pretty much
put his foot down about going to work today, saying that I hadn’t eaten anything in two days and wouldn’t make it through the morning. And he was right; so far my stomach isn’t behaving at all.

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2 Responses to “what I wouldn’t do for some chicken nuggets”

  1. Gravatar IconAunt Betty Says:

    Sorry you’re feeling so lousy. Sounds like you’re doing a nice job in Nanny’s place. One photo showed Eddie in the kitchen, and I saw Nanny’s sugar bowl. I wondered if you know you are the fifth generation to have that sugar bowl. I belonged to Nanny’s Grandmother! Hope you are feeling better by now. Love Aunt Betty

  2. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    We’ve spent the last two weeks doing the living room and aside from repainting the trim it looks fantastic in blue and white, and the kitchen just needs cabinets doors put back on and a couple of small curtains whipped up as replacement “doors” for two of the cabinets. The bedroom is the part we’re having issues with because there’s just so much stuff in there that needs to go back out into the shed.

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