I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Me: [patiently waiting for my grilled cheese sandwich] Can you cut it into triangles?
Eddie: You’ll get it whatever way I want to give it to you.
Me: Noooo! I’m gonna tell Mom you won’t cut it into triangles!
Eddie: And I’m gonna tell her you won’t let me do you up the ass. Now take your sandwich.
lists and I'm so excited you are going to be Alice, a plus size Alice is even hotter.
