A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

dual-boxing?

Tuesday afternoon a girl comes up to the consultation area with a box of condoms. “Are these ok to use while pregnant?”

I did a mental facepalm thinking to myself, “Why? Why do they always get me?” before she clarified that she was worried about the spermacidal lube, at which point I was too busy trying to restrain my inner laughter over the pregnant girl worried about sperm and just called T, the pharmacist, over to answer her questions. T just told her that if she’s preggers, she doesn’t need to worry about having spermacide, to which the girl replaied, “Oh, I have a double uterus and the 2nd one could get pregnant.” We had a lot of fun with that one after she left, coming up with all sorts of scenarios that would make for wonderful Jerry Springer episodes.

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