Work’s still slow, even for the beginning of the month. I think it’s the rain; the elderly seem to be afraid of water and thus stay in their homes. Those people that did make it out today were all losers who managed to convince their doctors that they needed their controlled substances weeks early because they are either going on a 3 week vacation and need refills before then (bullshit, because she just got it 5 days ago and would have plenty of time to get her refill when she gets back) or my personal favorite, “my husband is going away on vacation and no one will give me a ride here to get my oxycontin”. And then there was the woman taking coupons off of one lightbulb brand and sticking them on another brand that was on sale, with her ultimate plan to do her usual buy it now then return it after she gets the mail-in rebate. She was pretty pissed when she discovered that the coupons were all expired.

Eddie cleaned the entire house today. It’s beautiful. He also did the laundry, and we’re going to spend the rest of the night watching season 1 of Lost.

Nothing good can ever come of someone handing you a bottle of a chunky liquid and saying ‘here, smell this.’