A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Belated Thanks

I’m thankful that I’ve got a family who loves me and is healthy and happy, even if we do put the “fun” in dysfunctional at times. I’m thankful that a bunch of y’all showed up for turkey, and that no one called anyone else a fag during the meal (this has happened at a holiday dinner in my family).

I’m thankful that I’ve got two healthy pets who let me snuggle them, even when they want to run away from my snuggles and cuddles. They’re wonderful, even when they sit outside the bedroom door like little perverts. Or when they chase each other around the bed while I’m trying to sleep.

I’m thankful for the interwebs, and my computer, and World of Warcraft, all of which allow me to spend copious amounts of time pretending to be a perky redheaded elf with a very large, noisy, lavender pet tiger.

I’m thankful for neighbors who amuse me with their loud sex on Thanksgiving night, and pretty much any night that the weather is warm enough to keep the windows open. I’m also happy that I don’t need to fake it like she does.

I’m thankful for my job, which not only supplies me with money, but also supplies me with an endless stream of nutjobs and whackos who remind me that my life will never suck as much as I may think it does.

And I’m thankful for my friends, without whom I’d probably be crazy by now.

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