10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you the candy. 6. The person giving you the candy most likely doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else. 5. If you get a stomach-ache, it won’t last 9 months. 4. If you wear your batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.3. Doesn’t matter how loud you are or if the kids hear you. 2. No guilt the next morning. THE #1 REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1. IF YOU DON’T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR.
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