I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.
I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
“Our store now stocks a wide assortment of flavored sexual lubricants,” I say as we snuggle up in bed last night.
“Like pork roast?” Eddie replies.
“No.”
“Bacon?”
“Eew, no.”
“Tuna?”
“You wouldn’t even taste it!”
Tags: bacon, cat, conversations, conversations, photography, photography, pork_roast, pussy, sex, sexual_lubricants
Leave a Reply