Nothing Doing.
As is fitting for a day off, I’ve done absolutely nothing. Ok, maybe not absolutely nothing, but as damn near close to nothing as I possibly could. I slept until about 10am, then crawled out of bed to greet the icky day wearing nothing but my sweatshirt. I wanted coffee, but was too lazy to make some and didn’t want to waste phone minutes on a text message to Eddie asking if the coffee in the pot was from this morning or yesterday. I quickly logged into World of Warcraft to check out how some overnight auctions were going, happily adding to my stash of gold. I bleached my hair out and sat around as a blonde for a while, eating a bagel and watching the TV for a bit while my hair dried.
Eventually my hair was dry and I slathered myself in red dye, appropriately named Cherry Bomb. Then I sat down for a fun-filled afternoon of making little World of Warcraft characters with the model viewer program so that I could put up a new header on the guild’s website. Tonight I think I want to just curl up with Eddie in the bed and enjoy each other’s company. He’s in the kitchen making hotdogs and beans for dinner.
Conversation just now:
Eddie (behind me): Can I stick my weiner in your ear?
Me (seeing him come up behind with what appears to be a handful of his cock): Sure!
[I lean down and end up with an earful of cold hotdog]
Me: Ew!
Eddie: I asked if you wanted my weiner in your ear!
Me: I thought you meant your cock!
