A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

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I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Words and phrases Eddie doesn’t like.

Add this to the list of things that Eddie doesn’t think should be said by someone as dainty and ladylike as myself: pussy snot. As in, “If you keep annoying me, I’m going to wipe my pussy snot on your sock monkey the next time we have sex.”

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