A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

So there.

Jazz

I did have a big post all written out, detailing everything from Eddie’s latest immigration news to my very nasty cramps that woke me up this morning, but I closed out the window.

So instead, you get a picture of a a 30lb cat.

Tags: , , , , ,

(Hopefully) Related posts

4 Responses to “So there.”

  1. Gravatar IconRobin Says:

    Big cat! I woke up with cramps too!

  2. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    I’ve had bad ones before, but never bad enough where they woke me up. I told my mother it was as though my uterus was struggling to detach itself so it could crawl out and run away.

    My mother’s reply was to nod and say, “That happened to your aunt once.”

  3. Gravatar Icona feminist Says:

    Aw, cute kitty! Maybe a diet’s in order though ;)

  4. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    It’s not as though he’s a fat cat - he’s just a big fucking cat to begin with (stretched out full length on the bed, we’ve measured him at nearly 4′ long). He doesn’t even eat a lot - he usually eats less than what the vets have suggested.

    Plus, at 15 years old, Jazz can do whatever the hell he wants. If that includes being crotchety and old and lounging on the back porch, so be it :)

Leave a Reply

Subscribe to Comments?

:? :roll: 8O :D :( :x :) ;) :| :P :lol: :oops: :cry: :bricks: :sad: :whip: :gift: :heart: :cupcake: :ninja: :cookie: :angel: :batman: :cupoluv: :strawberry: :poke: :whee: :hugs: :drool: :sickly: :bounce: :yay: :O :mad: :ducky: :worry: :argh: :happydance: :cafeine: :facepalm: :oink: :evil: :sleep: :lick: :squee: :secks:

RECENTCOMMENTS

MOSTCOMMENTS

LATESTTWITTER

Recent Readers. These are the cool and trendy people that reads my blog!Recent Readers