Hot Time in the City
It’s been too hot lately. It’s crazy-hot. It sucks. We have the a/c in the spare room and the door to the kitchen blocked off with a sheet, and it’s still around 80F in the living room (normally it’s around 70F). It feels like half of the a/c has died on us, which is to be expected since it’s about 6 years old.
The wedding we went to last weekend was pretty fun. I did the Electric Slide, and drank a couple of alcoholic beverages. The table we sat at was made up of WalMart people, most of whom also play WoW, so we all sat there dorking it up for the most part. The happy couple, who met on WoW, arranged to have the announcement of the bridal party done with the WoW theme playing. A good night for all involved.
I left work 2 hours early on Sunday because it was completely dead and I was working with a RPh that I just can’t stand. Had there been any other one on duty that day I would have stuck around regardless of how un-busy it was (hell, getting Sunday pay for doing nothing? I’ll take it.), but I honestly can’t stand the pretentious asshole. The rest of this work week has just flown by.
My video card seems to be dying a slow and painful death. Every now and then my whole screen will go fuzzy, like someone’s taken a screenshot and applied a 2px Gaussian blur filter to it. It sucks. Logging into FFXI is completely pointless, because the graphics are unbelievably choppy for me now (WoW works fine though). Speaking of WoW, I just spent the last 3 days working on the guild’s website, the plans for which were laid down at the wedding, naturally. After several complete cockups (such as me using the wrong character name a few times), it’s running fine.
I’ve had an assortment of morons chat me up this week. So far, this is my favorite, which starts right after he started requesting the I log into MSN and add him so I could watch his cam (a favorite way for the guys trolling a particular non-adult camsite to bypass the “no adult” content rule):
saadsaad :: adame.d@menara.ma
saadsaad :: i watch u now [Look! Up in the sky! It's Captain Obvious!]
silvadel :: I know you are, because you’re chatting with me.
saadsaad :: add me and block me if u don’t like it
silvadel :: Um, no. Like I said, I don’t watch cams. I have no desire to add you just to look at you. [Waste of my time]
silvadel :: Deal with it.
saadsaad :: okay
saadsaad :: u are so sexy i see ure pic in ure website [I'm sure he's referring to the 4 year old webcam archives]
silvadel :: Yes, so what?
saadsaad :: u excite me
saadsaad :: add me plz
silvadel :: No.
saadsaad :: :o(
saadsaad :: plz [Desperate much?]
silvadel :: No.
saadsaad :: plz plz plz plz plz [Super desperate apparently]
silvadel :: No.
saadsaad :: i have a big one
silvadel :: I don’t care. I’ve seen cocks before.
saadsaad :: but u never seen like mine [Good lord! A massive cock! I'll never be able to control myself!]
silvadel :: Listen you stupid fucker, I don’t watch webcams. Get over it.
saadsaad :: i want to fuck u bitch [Yeah, that's a line that will make the girls swoon!]
silvadel :: If I want sex, I can get it just fine.
saadsaad :: okay
Rent gets paid this week, and once we see how much money we’ve got, we’ll determine whether or not we’ll be buying anniversary presents next week or the week after (anniversary is next Thursday). Eddie still has no idea what to get me; in my opinion, as long as it’s not any more jewelry (which I most likely won’t wear) anything would be fine. He did make a reference to setting me loose in a Sanrio store, but alas, there isn’t one nearby.
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