A Little About Me...

I'm just a 31 year old chick from Rhode Island, married to a Canadian, tattooed, childfree, and a World of Warcraft addict. I fancy myself a photographer, or an artist, but who am I kidding - I count pills and sell drugs to junkies.

Disclaimer

I write about everything. If you don't like it, if it's too personal, if you don't want to hear it, if it offends you, if it's about you, I don't care.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Because when you’re desperate for titties, you’ll stop at nothing.

kryptic.2006 :: heywhats up
silvadel :: Not much, and yourself?
kryptic.2006 :: Doing good…u ever do webcam shows or anything like that? [At least he gets right to the point instead of pussyfotting around the subject.]
kryptic.2006 :: ?
silvadel :: Nope. For one thing, this isn’t an adult site.
silvadel :: For another thing, they bore the shit out of me, and I get nothing out of doing them. [Unless you're going to give me some money, the clothes are staying on.]
kryptic.2006 :: do u know anywhere for adult sites or anything?
silvadel :: Nope. Got no need for them myself, so I don’t go looking for them

[*boggle* This is the fucking internet. It's comprised of porn, Myspace, blogs, and horribly written Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings slashfic. There is nothing else.]

kryptic.2006 :: ok…soo u never even do like flashes or anything? [Yes, allow me to try to wrangle my massive tig-o-bitties out of this tank top so that a pasty-faced cellar-sweller can see a boob for a whole half a second.]
silvadel :: No. Like I said, I get nothing out of doing shit like that.
kryptic.2006 :: well do pleasureable stuff to ur self [Seriously. I can think of much better things to do with my time than sit at my desk, in an uncomfortable position, pawing at my bits and digging around in my cooter like I've lost my keys.]
kryptic.2006 :: or do couples..i see it says ur married
kryptic.2006 :: do somethign with ur husband [Someday, when I'm thinking fast, I'm going to tell these jackasses that my husband is an amputee and that the only way he can get off is by giving me some stump-double-penetration while I give him a rusty trombone. Then we'll see what they to say.]
silvadel :: Yes, I am. But we prefer to keep that sort of stuff private.
silvadel :: Neither of us is into showing off.

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2 Responses to “Because when you’re desperate for titties, you’ll stop at nothing.”

  1. Gravatar IconBen Says:

    Wow, a hot woman with a great body that’s in to WoW. Damn your husband for meeting you before I did (and before I met my wife).

    Seriously, cool blog. I’ll have to explore it more later, because the navigation isn’t what I’m used to. Stop by my page sometime–there’s bound to be something there that gets your attention.

    Through enough shit on the wall, something is bound to stick, right?

  2. Gravatar IconCrystal Says:

    lol!

    I only recently started WoW again. I’m eagerly awaiting the expansion because none of my friends are playing Alliance, and so until I can be a blood elf I’m stuck playing Horde and I hate looking at these fugly races all the time.

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